I get sick of bodily functions iin?

They're all normal, but I get sick of them. Can I be a robot? IIN? Taking a leak is annoying. Eating, sleeping, flossing, noooo not today.

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Based on 44 votes (30 yes)
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Comments ( 23 )
  • Avant-Garde

    Sleeping is a blessing. So is eating. How dare you not appreciate sleeping!

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  • DannyKanes

    Dag nabbit, in the shitter again.

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  • jennytoolhairpiece

    I enjoy all those, specially takin a shit. Love a juicy turd squeezing out of my asshole.

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    • TMI TMI TMI Too vivid in detail LOL!

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  • I never not partake in my routine hygiene rituals, especially the meticulous flossing.

    Buuutz, they're so endless. Repeat. Repeat.

    A Sisyphean ordeal.

    Push rock up hill. Again. Push rock up hill. Again.

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  • megadriver

    Are you crazy?
    Taking a leak is one of the most satisfying things a man can do. Especially after drinking lots of beer.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Peeing when you haven't urinated in a very long time is very satisfying. Having a dump is satisfying, unless it gives you difficulty.... You need how to learn to appreciate these finer things in life. Try making toilet time fun.

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    • anti-hero

      Finer things in life? Is that really the expression you are looking for? May you meant simple things?

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      • Avant-Garde

        There is nothing more beautiful than the relief of properly emptying your intestinal track and feeling so light and free afterwards.

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        • anti-hero

          That's not the meaning of finer things.

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          • Avant-Garde

            Jesus Christ, Anti! I wasn't being serious. Take it for fun. We all know that while bowel movements are great to have, that they are shit compared to some other things. You can't shit out love, can you?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        mebbe they gots a solid gold terlet

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        • Avant-Garde

          He makes me feel so fragile when I sit and bare my soul on his hard, shiny, seat.

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  • 69lover

    Take a vacation in France! You pee in the street start your day with red wine eat less but only the best, think of nothing but how to reproduce. They call it Savoir Vivre! meaning knowing how to live.
    Pity they have such a weird language.

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  • mothzi

    If everything makes you feel like this it sounds like maybe lethargy, maybe depression. Otherwise maybe its just a hassle?

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  • wistfulmaiden

    Sometimes I feel like, whoever designed us humans, could have done a bit better when it comes to that shit(literally)

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  • Avant-Garde

    Op, is there anything bodily fluid related that you enjoy? Diarrhoea? Ejaculation? Crying? Bleeding? Shooting water out of your vagina? Sweating? Sneezing? Coughing up blood?

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  • RoseIsabella

    I'm doing the Master Cleanse and you should really try the salt water flush.
    >:-D

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  • TrustMeImLying

    I will make sure to skip my next meal so I can come and cuddle you with a growling stomach. AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

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