I go to stores and...

Bust out and start twerking! It used to be a normal twerk but now I jump on top of registers and tables and shake it like no tomorrow! I don't wear a skirt while doing this though, because that'd be trashy.

Is this normal?

Voting Results
31% Normal
Based on 71 votes (22 yes)
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Comments ( 24 )
  • SkullsNRoses

    Gurl, you go out there and drop it like it's hot!

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    • I WILL!

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  • Derpinism

    twerking beside cash registers is an easy way to make money

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    • Sweet_Brown

      I twerked during a drive-by once and I was able to dodge all the bullets.

      Sweet Brown is all bout dat life Baby!

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  • Agirlsbestfriend.

    1.5/10 Very disappointed.

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    • You just mad cause you a skinny scrawny white girl with no booty. Sit the ass you wish you had down!

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  • Freedom_

    I would like to see this. Stores are so boring lately. Tell me, how do you twerk it to Winn Dixie's most played holiday song 'Christmas Time' by the Beatles?

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    • Any song is twerking material if you put your mind to it!

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      • Avant-Garde

        Even this?

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw

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  • Avant-Garde

    "Disgusting... Revolting... Devil Children!!!!" - Ab Fab

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    • You just jealous cause you ain't got ass to shake.

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      • Avant-Garde

        My ass is like the sun. Molten hot and shiny enough to blind foolish mortals who look at it. Anger it and it will unleash solar flares powerful enough to disrupt life on earth. Respect it and it will gladly power technology and fuel spaceships…

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      • RoseIsabella

        Chill, she's not dissing you just quoting a very brilliant show called Absolutely Fabulous!

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        • Oh... She better be!

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          • Sweet_Brown

            Bitch whatchya gettin' worked up fah?!

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    • RoseIsabella

      Damn Woman, is there no limit to your awesomeness? I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!

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      • Avant-Garde

        Say what?! I had no idea you liked that show too!

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        • RoseIsabella

          Hell yeah girl, Absolutely Fabulous is fucking brilliant!

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  • Cherrybombpieee

    White trash

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    • Bitch, I'm black.

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  • kit-kat-bar

    Makes me wana slap Biily Ray

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  • I twerk out!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI2YKkrv-ZU

    I hope that is right

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