I hate babies (alot)
One time i went to my mom's sister's house (she has two babies) and i wanted to EFFIN THROW THEM AT THE WALL AND STOMP THEIR SKULLS AND THROW THEIR DEAD BODIES OVER THE RAIL because they were being so effing annoying, crying and whining why i was doing my daily computer activities. I ran up the stairs and screamed SHUT UP at the top of my lungs and my mom beat me and said i should love the babies and I kept it in my mind HOW MUCH I LOATHE THOSE PESKY, VILE CREATURES.
I totally loathe people who devote their whole life to their babies, cooing and feeding them bottles and ACTUALLY FEEDING THEM BY THEMSELVES (I'm too lazy to even pick up a SPOON) and they always play and touch them and say how adorable they are. I think they're f***ed up.
You see how they steal all the attention with their utterly repulsive faces. I want to walk up to them and RIP THEIR FACE OFF AND STOMP IT AND GOUGE OUT THEIR EYEBALLS AND SMASH THEM AND JUST THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW. I hate EVERYTHING ABOUT BABIES!! When they're in their strollers they lean back like drugged retards, and how parents coddle and pamper those ugly critters... How do they NOT see the vile in those things!?
They always want and need. Whereas us adults have to wiggle around the house, gathering their damn chew toys like dogs, delivering bottles, changing diapers. The babies get their life easy, we're the ones who have to SMOTHER THEM IN LOVE. I don't.
I SMOTHER THEM IN HATE.