I hate children with a burning passion but am positive i'd love my own

Many people don't like other people's children, despite loving their own.

Bit of a gamble with the child's life, though. What if it turns out you're wrong?

It's relatively normal to be delusional and only want to have children for selfish and egotistical reasons. Try to be smart and realize that you probably ought not to reproduce if you don't actually like kids.

Hopefully your children's will be like the ones you described, since you think a spawn from your genepool will be oh-so perfect :)

Kids are horrible, I don't even consider them people. They dont have personalities and they're too stupid to do anything on their own. I don't get it why people get sad when babies die. I could dump 100 babies into a combine harvester and it would be funny to watch.

It's usually their parents' fault they're so terrible.

"Burning Passion"? If those are tour true feelings, then you may actually want to hold off on having children of your own. As someone else mentioned, I think it's normal to assume that you'd love a being that was produced from your very own DNA, as you likely have preconceived notions about how they will be...don't be so sure. What will you do if they turn out to have some sort of special need which prevents them from fitting into the neat box that you may have imagined? You can't send em' back, and they deserve to be loved and well cared for, so I think you'd be taking a big chance if you don't like kids in general...

It's okay, a lot of children can be kinda whiny cunts

It definitely is a different experience when you have your own. I was never a fan of children...I was the youngest in my family and never babysat..so quite honestly, I never really understood what it took to raise a child. I think I lucked out with my daughter...she is seriously happy 99% of the time, has slept through the night since 4 months old..I really have no complaints. I have a great reason to look forward to coming home from work and the weekends when I get to teach/read/watch her play...there really isn't a greater joy...and I WAS one of those people who hated kids. I still don't know how to interact with other people's children but I love mine!

Most kids are monsters so you are normal, when you have kids you will occasionally think they are annoying little monsters too. "Sigh"

children are obnoxious

Ur own children will make u realise the real meaning of all those things n u will like that meaning.