I hate it when you guys say "whatever floats your boat"

I hate it when everyone here comments with "whatever floats your boat"! I didn't mind it at first but now it's so annoying. Everyone says it!

Also, I hate how it becomes the rationale for whatever being normal! Oh, you're sexually attracted to cacti? Whatever floats your boat. You eat cereal and urine? Whatever floats your boat, man!

Why people!

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Comments ( 28 )
  • Redcoats

    Whatever tickles your nipples

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  • iEatZombies_

    Whatever tickles your pickle.

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  • NotFloydzie

    Whatever... you know the rest.

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  • Fartyr

    I hate it cuz I don't have a boat

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  • Goomats

    I agree. It's a cop-out answer.

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    • User-name

      Nope, "You do you." is a cop-out answer. It's the new "Whatever floats your boat."

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      • Goomats

        I agree. Also, there's an implied mild disapproval in both statements. It's like saying, "You're into some stupid fucked up shit, but I guess it makes you happy."

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  • DJLJMAN

    watever floats your boat

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  • VioletTrees

    I usually just say "IT'S FINE".

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  • jitterbug66

    I STARTTED THAT!!!
    I think...

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    • then GTFO!!! raaaaaagggghhhh!!!

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      • OswaldCobblepot

        You get the fuck out!

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      • RomeoDeMontague

        That is not what most people say "Whatever floats your boat". It is generally to harmless abnormal type of behavior that themselves would not do but don't see any harm in your doing it.

        Like saying "Is it normal to be gay"? Long as its not rape and your partner consensual why should you care. Like saying "I like to where acorns on my head and say I am a squirrel" and they will say "What ever floats your boat" since its just harmless odd nonsense. It is strange but not hurting anyone so why care what other people are doing?

        If you said something like "I like to have sex with children" you would probobly get a bunch of outraged comments.

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  • Kura

    Whatever you wanna do,man.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Whatever blows your sails.

    Whatever shakes your tree.

    Whatever makes your willow weep.

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  • Imposturously_yours

    got another one -Whatever creams your twinkie :)

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  • SparksTheGoldenFoxie

    Whatever floats your boat.. oh oops i'm not allowed to say that for fear of "offending" someone. Let me rephrase that.. Whatever gets your jollies off XD .. Seriously though if you don't like what someone says on this site then don't come here *facepalm*

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  • Wendell

    I sunk your battleship

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  • dom180

    I love that phrase.

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  • Anime7

    Whatever lights your candle.

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  • thoughtfulopt29

    Whatever endeavor makes you better.

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  • alv1592

    I say it sometimes, but if someone likes eating cereal with pee or using a cactus as a dildo I'd say "WTF."

    haha but whatever tickles your fancy homie!! :D

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Whatever gets your little brother up.

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  • anti-hero

    Whatever blows your skirt up.

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    • Better

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      • anti-hero

        I try to make everyone feel better. I am a ray of sunshine in an otherwise bleak and meaningless world.

        I might have taken that a little far.

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        • iEatZombies_

          => This one's for you:
          http://youtu.be/b07-yKnKRMQ

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          • anti-hero

            Actually, I hear that one was really for Jesus.

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