I hate lions

I’m tired of seeing them everywhere. Plushies, figurines, cartoon characters, bag clips. I hate their matted manes. I read that they kill baby animals for fun and don’t even eat them. They steal food from other animals. Even though people think hyaenas do this, but it’s a stereotype much like them being ugly and cowardly. It’s all because of fucking Walt Disney. I hate how lions are so proud of themselves. Hyaenas are excellent mothers. Lions... not so much. Whenever a hyaena dies people cheer. But when a bitchass lion dies people weep. I’m Jewish and the only lions I find good are the lion of juda and aslan. Back to the rant. Lions are dicks, they look for the weak in a herd. While a hyaena uses teamwork to take down a buffalo. When a hyaena steals food from a lion, it’s payback. Hyaena packs have a dominant female. Unlike lions that are classically known to have their prides run by testosterone fuelled egotistical males. Hyaenas are much smarter than lions AND CHIMPS.