I hate monkeys.

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Am I the only one that hates monkeys?! Is this real? Does anyone hate monkeys? Please answer......

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  • dom180
    11 years ago | pl

    Nuke Africa. That should do it.

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    • dirtybirdy
      11 years ago

      Ha! Well done

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    • sega31098
      11 years ago

      But there are monkeys in Asia and South America too.

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    • bristexai
      11 years ago

      Epic.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Do you need a hug? I'm sensing a great deal of irritation here.

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    Why, did one outsmart you?

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  • VioletTrees
    11 years ago

    What do you mean, "is this real"?

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Ever see the video of a monkey stickin his finger up his bum then smelling it and falling off the branch? Classic.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Sure. :)

    Personally, I think they're really cute but I also live somewhere where they don't exist in the wild. I know that in some countries where they do live naturally, they are considered quite pesky and aggressive. If I lived somewhere like that, then I might hate them too.

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  • Moonbow
    11 years ago

    So do I. They look like darkies!

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    No; you're not the only one. I can't stand them either.

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    • MONKEYHATER
      11 years ago

      Thank you! :)

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I despise monkeys and I'm terrified of them!

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    • daydreamer394
      8 years ago

      I despise you.

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      • Avant-Garde
        8 years ago

        I'm not fond of the old me either. And just so we're clear; I was talking about primates, not black people.

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        • daydreamer394
          8 years ago

          I despise you.

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          • Avant-Garde
            8 years ago

            I admit that I used to hate my African heritage but, I love it now. I'm proud of it. I was naive and dumb in believing that the OP was referring to actual primates. I'm not a racist. Despise me if you want, but at least know the truth of where I stand.

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            • daydreamer394
              8 years ago

              I despise you.

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  • scary_back_fat
    11 years ago

    well i'm not overly keen on you but you don't see me abusing you somewhere that you cannot defend yourself, like venus......

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    God made man,but a monkey supplied the glue.

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  • XxArcheryrulesXx
    11 years ago

    I laughed seriously i clicked on animals and the first thing I saw is I hate Monkeys. i think hyou hate monkeys cuz they look like a hairy version of us. And their face is demented.

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    Lol, I watched a news article one time about alcoholic beach bum monkeys. They seemed quite aggressive O_e

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    A monkey killer my father and raped my mother.

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    • Noahsam97
      8 years ago

      Wtf?! That's s bit strange. Obvious troll.......nice try ;)

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    But you are a monkey you stupid fuckhead.

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  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    Monkeys seem to think they're better than us

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