I hate my huge fingers

I don't normally hate my body, but there's two things I cannot stand. Those being my lazy eye and my huge fingers. They're so big that I can't even type like any other person. I gotta type with one finger like I'm an old person who is figuring out technology. If I were to type with botb hands, I make a bunch of typia. Not to mention my thumb cany reach half the phone screen without accidentky pressing something *accidentally refreshing the page* fuuuuiuyuuuujk

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Comments ( 11 )
  • CountessDouche

    Omfg this is literally the best fucking post I've ever read on this whole godforsaken website. I'm fucking dying. You made my night, sausage fingers.

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  • trexagireve

    Yeah i know the feeling, i have huge dick and when i try to wear a condom "because of the rosseisabella brainwash" it tears in pieces

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i gots lithe talented dexterous as fuck fingers

    if i had any motivation in school at all idve been a surgeon

    so yeah sausage fingersd suck

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  • Ummitsstillme

    She doesn't

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  • RoseIsabella

    Is that you, Shaq?

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  • litelander8

    So, you’ve got a fat dick?

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    • LOLFanProductions

      I'm a girl, so the question is "So, you've got a fat clit?"

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      • litelander8

        So...?

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          she had man hands george!

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        • LOLFanProductions

          I ain't telling you....

          GOTTEM!

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  • Somenormie

    Normal to hate that.

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