I hate my scrotum
Okay, let me make this clear. I don't like the fact that the skin on my scrotum is wrinkled. I wish it were permanently smooth already. What? To regulate the temperature of my balls? Biology has got to do better than that. And what other plausible reason is there that exonerates the presence of those pesky wrinkles on my nutsack? Let me guess, to restrain me from exposing my nether region in public out of sheer embarrassment of exhibiting a body part with gross skin texture.. bullshit. In fact, if it were possible, I would gladly take it up as a daily chore to smooth out my scrotum skin with a flat iron. Enough said!