I hate people who never stop smiling?!

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I don't mind REAL smiles, or smiling for a camera or saying hello. I'm talking specifically about those creepy bastards who have a permanent smile glued on their face, even when they're talking, and even when they claim to be upset.

These people are annoying at best. Often they give me the goddam chills. Either way I have to avoid eye contact with them because otherwise I have a very strong urge to punch them or swing a blunt object into their mouth, or scream "KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE RAPE FACE YOU WEIRD BASTARD!"

The WORST is the ones whose smiling mouth also never closes. They say something and then just let their mouth hang open there, in a slack smile.

Does this kind of thing piss off or creep out anyone else?

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  • NarutoUzumaki
    8 years ago

    I smile more than usual, and even I find that creepy as fuck

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  • modernism
    8 years ago

    I smile and laugh a lot. I'll be angry or nervous and still smiling (depending on the situation). I just can't help it. People usually don't take me seriously because of this, but I can see how it can get annoying.

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    • TrustMeImLying
      8 years ago

      but you can smile and laugh a lot and still have people take you seriously. the secret ingredient is a psychopath stare ಠ˾ಠ

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      • modernism
        8 years ago

        They might take me a little too seriously then. Like, slow-torturous-murder serious. But I might as well add some heavy breathing in there just to make sure they get the message.

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        • TrustMeImLying
          8 years ago

          hey at least one perk of being taken too seriously is that no stranger will dare to mess with you

          heavy breathing? pls make it batman-like? now I'm wondering if there's a chick in the world who has a batvoice :o

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          • modernism
            8 years ago

            I will try, but I might break my vocal chords along the way. Whoever this batman girl is, she is your soulmate. Drop everything and go build a little cottage on a hillside in Gotham City. Live happily ever after.

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            • TrustMeImLying
              8 years ago

              I think female vocal chords are a lot tighter/smaller than male. So a batvoice on a chick might sound like a helium voice *shudder* and here you are pushing me to settle down with such a person. last time I come to you for rship advice :|

              You know I feel like we're two shameless hobos who will set up their conversational camp on any and every post. Shame on you

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    I like how you put "KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE RAPE FACE YOU WEIRD BASTARD!" in there, right after the rape-victim post. Good job.

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    • NobodyKnows
      8 years ago

      Wait, what?

      I don't know what "rape victim" post you are talking about. I will reply to you with my username showing, so you can see whether or not you mistook me for someone else.

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      • Arm0se
        8 years ago

        http://www.isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-that-i-think-rape-hysteria-only-hurts-the-victims-more-204334/

        It's right under your post on the front page.

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        • NobodyKnows
          8 years ago

          So it's my fault for....not...checking the front page regularly? Sorry, I guess I'm not a die-hard "Is It Normal" follower.

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          • Arm0se
            8 years ago

            No no no no no no no no not at all. It's no one's fault, I just didn't reallize people got different stories on their front page and I thought you were being insensitive.

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        • Ellenna
          8 years ago

          Not on my front page: the following post is an extremely thought provoking intellectual question about someone's scalp moving when he/she raises eyebrows

          I can't see any "rape victim" post anywhere

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          • Arm0se
            8 years ago

            Do people have different front pages? If so then I apologize because there's no way you could have known, OP.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    So you hate mindless saps or fake people, normal.

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  • pipi
    8 years ago

    LMAO I have a friend like that. One of my classmates. He is creepy as fuck with those smiles.

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  • westoptic
    8 years ago

    I understand it can be creepy or annoying. I smile when I'm nervous or overwhelmed to hide my anxiety; I also laugh. I know it's probably obnoxious and people are like "what the fuck is wrong with you" but some of us can't help it. It's a coping mechanism.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      8 years ago

      You nailed this one right on the head. I've been smiling since Friday around others in an attempt to cope with having my heart broken. I'm pretty sure I've thoroughly creeped out my family by doing it though.
      XD

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      • westoptic
        8 years ago

        Sorry to hear <3 but take comfort in knowing there are other creepy smilers like me out there with you!

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          8 years ago

          (◠‿◠✿)

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  • default28
    8 years ago

    They are just kinda shocked to see someone so ugly as yourself.

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    • NobodyKnows
      8 years ago

      That is a fairly rational explanation.

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  • Faceless
    8 years ago

    I smile a alot but im handsome as fuck so it suits me.

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    • wistfulmaiden
      8 years ago

      Males with less testosterone smile more. So says clinical studies :)

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    • NobodyKnows
      8 years ago

      Or it just makes you look like a jackass.

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