I hate pregnant women.

i am so glad i found this post. pregnant women are so annoying. especially first time moms. they think they can be b*tchy and everyone has to bend over backwards for them and worship the ground they walk on. I've always said the exact same thing...you're not special because you took the condom off for a few weeks. It's not a miracle so get over yourself. what's even worse are women who get pregnant because they have nothing better to do with their lives. i know someone who i swear got knocked up just so that she could quit her five-year post-college waitressing "career" because now she's a "full time mommy"! loser.

It is a woman's right to choose to have a child. By deciding to have a child she must also accept that there are symptoms that go hand in hand with that choice.

I am tried of hearing the woman I work with go on and on about being sick, tired, cranky, fat etc...it was THEIR CHOICE. If they want to complain then I agree with the author of this post--complain to the person that impregnated them.

I am also tired of them calling in sick every other day while I pick up their slack. While it is a woman's choice, it is also not their divine right to expect others to have any empathy for what they are going with. I could not care less if the woman I work are pregnant or not. It does mean more work for me and that pisses me off.

To the original author--kudos on every word. I could not have said it better myself.

Your rant was amusing and I enjoyed reading it I must say. I agree with you up to a point. Pregnancy should not be worshiped or overly praised as some wondrous miracle of the universe. That's not saying that the mother, her friends, and family can't be excited about it. A sincere congratulations should suffice. However not all pregnant women experience the same exact things during pregnancy. Some go through severe morning sickness, some mild, and some not at all. The nausea, fatigue, and general feeling of malaise that you felt, could be ten times worse for someone else. Even though I've never been pregnant because I'm a man, I can certainly empathize with those flu like symptoms. I also think they need at least a couple of weeks off from work after their baby is born so they can do all of the things necessary with a new born and of course to recover from their birthing ordeal. A lot of employers provide this time off and also the days necessary for prenatal care. All in all I would say I agree with about 90%% of what you wrote. Good post.

My sisters pregnant...shes a bitch...ate all my god damn pancakes!!!!

"All you did was open your legs and get your vag filled with manjuice. You are not a goddess for getting knocked up."

I completely agree. With everything you said.

And if she said the baby wanted cheetos, you should have said, "Well my second personality wants to punch you in the face but you don't see me trying to satisfy it. Or should I?"

hahah "Im not giving you ANY of my cheetos!" haha i loved that so much.

I totally agree and feel exactly the same. Not only do pregnant women think they're so good, but nearly everyone treats them like princesses too. My family spoil my cousins when they're pregnant while I get ignored, just because I'm at University instead of having a family. They get gifts whereas I don't even get a good luck card before an exam.
This kind of behaviour results in mothers thinking they're superior after the birth too. I'm sick and tired of diving out of the way of buggies, prams and pushchairs just because they think they have the right of way. They just push you out of the way or ram you if you don't move in time!
Being a medical student, I'm sick of hearing that they don't want birth to be treated as a medical condition. In that case, they can't expect pregnancy to be treated as a medical condition and a source of sympathy.

I love you.
perfect.

but I don't like babies much either.

This my friend is totally normal. I can't believe you sum up my feelings so wonderfully. I'm a paramedic and a student nurse at the moment, and I have never been so damn unhappy in school. I hate pregnant women, correction: bitches. All they do is complain and ask for favors. Get your sleezy ass up and get work done your self.

Look at Bfinest doing exactly what she is asking you not to do. Get over it your pregnant you'll be fine after 9 months, it still is no excuse to act like a total incompetent bitch.

And bfinest, getting kicked, punched, blah blah blah. Shut up! I get kicked and punched by grown man in MMA, I still get up the next day to go to work no matter how hurt I am, and guess what, thanks to your sleezy ass this is the first time I complained. Lol

woots. you are totally correct! I don't very much like pregnant woman too, especially if they happened to be my teacher, all they do is nag, nag, nag and nag. even for the simplest things!

I love kids, I think they are cute. But I am afraid of pregnancy, or anything pregnant woman related. The idea of me being pregnant makes me feel anything from shame to anger to disgust. One time I saw a woman breastfeeding in a store, and she made me feel angry and nauseous. I felt guilty for thinking this, so I left the store. I don't know? It's weird. I don't think you sound like a bitch! Everyone has their little quircks, and I agree there is nothing beautiful about pregnancy. And it does annoy me to when someone says there is a miracle, blah blah.

I luv this!!!

I have been fuming since the coworker that I sit next to at work announced about 3 weeks ago that she was 7 weeks pregnant for the first time and then spent the rest of the day telling every friend of hers under the sun that she was preggo. Then at the end of the day she appologized for not doing her job..

She was always somewhat lazy and never even tried to make it to work on time and now that she is pregnant she has taken it as a ticket to come in whenever she bloody feels like it because she is tired and she also leaves several hours early several days a week for the same reason and the icing on the cake is that we are hourly employees and she pays herself for full days without using any sick or personal time, grrrr..oh and I heard her tell her husband in Spanish thinking I wouldn't understand that the reason she was tired that morning and didn't come in til almost noon was because she got up to eat at 2am because she was hungry... and today almost pushed me over the edge because she complained and ranted the entire day and had to keep talking and complaining even while I had my back to her and was talking to my boss and we were in my boss' office...

and I guess on a more positive note, there is only about 7 months to go or less if I can find a better job... Thanks for letting me vent so I can keep my sanity... =)

^^^Haha - Pregnant woman have nothing BUT a choice to get pregnant! It's not like all these huge bellies are the result of the Immaculate Conception. Unless, god forbid, you were raped.

ANYWAY - I understand your frustration. You're pregnant, you're not an invalid, unless you're high-risk. What I can't stand the most are women that gain 70lbs or more during their pregnancies. You do not need to eat for two. Pregnancy is not an excuse to eat like a pig. Pregnancy is not an excuse to be lazy, dress like a homeless person, never do your hair, or never wear makeup. Pregnancy is something that occurs in animals. If a rat can get pregnant, it's not that hard of a feat.

i dont think that a baby inside a womans stomach is precious. its just a another little monster. theres 6 bilion of them in the world.

I really find it gross and disturbing that there is a tiny growing parasite inside of them making them be the way they are.

I can't think of it any other way than a parasite feeding off it's host, and I don't know why... @.@

I do say, I hate me a pregnant woman for all of your exact reasons as well though.

pregnant women unforunately get socially rewarded as if being knocked up is the only way a woman is of worth. I hate that they act like it's a disease state and feel that they can just sit back on their fat asses and eat and not do anything useful for society. I recently found out about a fat, lazy slob who is old, has multiple medical issues, doesn't work, lives a pain centred life knocking back painkillers all day and going to doctors' appointments to affirm her pain, metabolically deranged classic bearded woman, who has never contributed anything to the world and is full of hatred in her heart got knocked up just like that. What kind of life is that kid going to have when she can't even take care of herself because she's on loads of painkillers. I feel sorry for that kid. Now she's going to get socially rewarded by society and all she did was be a fat lazy ass.

LOL!! Amen! :)

I'm glad someone said it and worded it perfectly. I don't hate babies or kids or moms. but pregnant women who work the hell out of the whole pregnant mommy to be angle. annoying and childish. Chided on by other moms-to-be when they join those inner-suburbia gangs of other sperminated fat whiners until they graduate to bigger, badder, gangs of the stay-at-home varieties (where they can patrol their territory together in roving troupes of giant luxury SUVs bought by their sperminators) spending their time coordinating playdates and .005 mile walks on their blocks at 7am.

I believe this post is spot on! There are women who have used pregnancy as a reason for behaving childishly. I have a sister who is pregnant, five weeks pregnant and gained twenty pounds in a month. I do believe that weight gain is her sudden increase in eating and has nothing to do with a growing child. That or she has twins. My sister and I generally have good natured arguments, but everything has turned into an all out war and she makes up situations in order to get into a fight and I end up as the bad guy because i cannot bring stress into her environment because it might harm the baby.

But worse than my sister is her bitch, the very man-woman that has impregnated her informs me that I need to take unbelievable care of his 'fragile' fiance, because she is carrying his precious genes. Well, frankly, if she wants to bitch, complain, and moan, and sit around and get fat from eatingf chocolate, cake, cookies, m&ms, and all sources of sugar she can inhale, then that is their problem not mine. I'm not going to be the punching bag so taht she can relieve her stress from being pregnant.

They have financial difficulities, my fiance and I are trying to help them by moving in and paying half the bills while they get under their feet and my fiance finishes his training for the military. We have been spit in the face by their comments and have had the metaphorical punch in the face because of her 'pregnancy' rants. We are officially tired of it and agree that pregnant women cannot use that as a crutch to do whatever the hell they feel like doing.

I'm so glad I found this post. Yes, I agree with you wholeheartedly. Pregnancy is a normal part of human life, not an excuse to be a bitch.

I love this! And i'm so glad i'm not the only one who feels this way. I can't have children and i've often felt that perhaps its feelings of resentment that have made me so hostile towards them. But having considered it, if I talked about how i'm infertile all day for nine months i'm sure i'd manage to wind a few people up! and yes you're right, its their choice to get pregnant so quit acting like you have some kinda disability and get on with life like the rest of us. I really couldn't care less what disgusting little creature you have growing inside you :)

pregnant women, at this point, really are useless. Our population is way too high as it is. We really dont need anymore humans for a while. The reasons behind why most of them get pregnant are selfish. "i want a baby!" okay.. So you want a baby. How is anybody besides yourself going to benefit from that. Do you know what youre doing when youre pregnant? Youre polluting the earth in people and trash. Do you realize how much you add to global warming when you have kids? Even when they hit their teens. So when your kids are your age their quaility of life goes down significantly because of you, and people like you. Because "i want a baby!". Schools are overcrowded, resources truely are running out, space is wasted, and the enviroment gets more nd more depleted, because of you. And you want us to give you props? Thanks for fucking up the planet i live on.

I liked them but now thanks to you now I hate them.

I'm an animal lover and all I hear here is pig.
Come on people quit comparing those pregnant women to the poor little pigs!.I agree I hate pregnant women but for a different reason.All they know how to do is open the legs and get sprayed with semen.They are bringing children to this world.Look around!there is nothing left in here.Can you see what is going on around?I have seen women sleeping on the floor full of babies,and the husbands don't have a job.Please someone make stop those women having babies!.My God!!! Where is this world ending in?.That is not cute or beautiful anymore.That is disgusting.Fcking women.

thank goodness i a not alone. I also dont hate children since I am a teacher but I dont see what the fuss is about that pregnant women make. I dont sympathsize with them unless they were raped(sorrY). and no I couldnt be bothered how they feel since it's self inflicted. I find myself surrounded by pregnant women both at work and in my social life and while I think carrying a life must be exciting it's not necessary to make me feel or persuade me to change my lifestyle otherwise.likewise I keep to my own lifestyle choices and dont brag about it.Some women I know have been rather ok about it and other women I avoid completely till birth.to me 9 months is only the start and soon these same women will be ranting when their kids hit their teens-I am a teacher and have seen it all to well.I prefer not to give pregnant women preferential treatment and would only go as far as offering a seat and helping pick up heavy loads other than that nope . I luv my famly and friends but.... u know. tks for sharing this post made me feel sane and totally normal.

Why the hell do guys seem to have some kind of 'attachment' to their "baby's momma"??? all she did was get knocked up, i mean seriously its not that miraculous!
my god.......

its like guys think its "sooo special" because some chick got knocked up by them! it makes me fuckin sick..

Really? All we have to do is spread our legs and get pregnant? Hmmm, wonder why we've been trying for almost two years now and your method hasn't worked! The heart ache, stress, frustration, etc. that I have been through to try to get pregant- well you damn well better believe I'm going to shout from the rooftops once I achieve what I have been longing for so badly. Get over yourself you self righteous bitch.

This is generalising all pregnant women and calling them nasty names like pigs. So what if a woman eats more food when she's pregnant? What business is it of anyone else? She's making up for the first three months when she couldn't keep anything down and puked all her food back up, she's not being a "greedy pig!" Don't any of you non-pregnant people moan when you feel ill or are in pain eventhough I could say that you "don't have the right to bitch about it" because you don't have cancer or another serious long term illness. I think pregnancy is more serious than having a hangover. There are so many complications that can occur during pregnancy that can put both mother and baby at risk of death (depending on stage of pregnancy). I offer compassion and empathy to anyone who is suffering because that's just the decent thing to do. I would still have sympathy and compassion for someone suffering from lung cancer even if it was self inflicted through smoking and they knew the dangers of smoking before getting cancer. I would still have sympathy because that's the decent thing to do, is to have a bit of understanding and tolerance. Of course you should offer a pregnant women a seat if she has no where else to sit, rather than leave her standing, she has a higher chance of fainting than you. It's like those on the bus who bitch about babies/toddlers in pushchairs, using the spaces that are actually designated for pushchairs as a priority, because they have to move for a mother and her baby. Well don't use the fold up chairs that have a sign above them saying "priority seats for pushchairs". That's why they are fold up chairs. You can use them if a pushchair doesn't need to go there and there's no where else to sit, but move when you can see a mother and her baby needs to use the spaces because there is no where else for them to go. There is a lot more nastiness, rudeness and ill tolerance aimed at new mothers and pregnant women from people than there is rudeness aimed at single people from pregnant women and mothers. In an ideal world all new mothers and mums to be could all afford to have our own transport and travel to our own private places away from ill tolerant people like you and we wouldn't have to experience the rudeness and added stress, but unfortunately the world isn't perfect.

ps - im worried now that when i do get a full on 'bump' some ppl that think like you (most of the above) will instantly hate me...and i havent done anything wrong :-(

Just wanted to share - i didn't think being pregnant wud make any difference, and i didn't have the moodiness, so it was not as bad... But still you get a lot more tired, your health gets worse and you are so hungry sometimes, like you fasted for 3 days at least. I sometimes felt so grateful when someone gave me their seat, or helped me pick something from the floor. It's like we do not treat old people the same way, or people with a handicap. Being pregnant is sometimes like having a temporary handicap. It's nothing special - a normal animal thing, but going thru this is so not easy sometimes. Funnily, when you are ill people are a lot more understanding.

I don't hate pregnant women. What I do hate, however, is the way some women (and men) literally lose their minds with the thoughtless comments they make to people like me who choose not to have children. I have heard so many worthless comments from people who feel it is their right and duty to tell me how sad and selfish I am. And then there are the indirect comments also...for example: One day I was at work and someone who calls frequently on business decided to chit chat to me about her new grandbaby. I was listening and didn't mind at all that she was so excited about her grandchild. She was telling me about how wonderful it made her feel to see this child who had came from her child and so on and so on. Then she said to me "Do you have kids?" I said, "No." She then said "I didn't think you did, I thought you had told me you were single...or something." OR SOMETHING? That's the category I'm in? The "OR SOMETHING" category. So newsflash to everyone who is of a certain age and you're not married and you don't have children, if you find yourself having to fill out any kind of application, don't check the "single" box, please make sure to check the "Or Something" box. All I have to say about pregnant women who go on and on about being pregnant, who brag about what wonderful mothers they are and what wonderful children they have is that these are ALWAYS the same ones who have the worst children and if you were to put a hidden camera in their home and just let it run for 24 hours, you would see just how "lovely" things REALLY are. People who have geniune joy in their lives are simply content with being joyful and they are also people who are considerate and thoughtful of others. Damn, writing really does make me feel better.

OP is my hero.

Of course I think pregnant women should be treated with a measure of respect, as somebody in a wheelchair would be, but agreed. I feel the same when women are PMSing and act like they can just be bitches and eat everything in sight just because they're bleeding out of their vaginas. But still. If a pregnant woman got on a bus and there wasn't a seat left, I would get up, because she is in a delicate state.

It’s 2018 and pregnant women are even more annoying than ever. When they’re not busy being triggered by routine events
they’re earning their medical degrees on Google.com, because you know all of their “research” will help them dictate how someone with a 14 year medical degree is going to safely get that baby out of their big fat cooters.

I hate some pregnant women that rub it in your face often about being pregnant. Omg and it's annoying when they share it everywhere on face book every few minutes or hours that they're pregnant. I knew this girl who kept getting pregnant just to trap the guys and get presents at the baby showers. I'd say some pregnant women have kids to get food stamps, to trap the guy, and get lots of presents.

To be honest, it's probably a good thing you don't want anything to do with pregnancy as your spiteful genes will never be passed down... You need help I'm afraid.

Seriously thank GOD for this fffucking post. *Female here in case you're wondering

We are all human, and at times we make decisions where the "outcome" (baby) is not a regret (that's why we decide to conceive despite the hardship...the blessing of the outcome), but the "process" (pregnancy) turns out to not be as easy, comfortable or enjoyable as expected...doesn't mean that the child isn't worth it, because life is worth it...but, making another human inside your womb can't and won't be easy. It is a miracle, not the whole conceiving thing for many, but for some it is because getting pregnant could be nearly impossible depending on the woman or their partners reproductive health. It is also a miracle in the sense that life, and all the that we are compromised of happens with just "one tiny cell"...Then we are born from our mothers, from women whom we should respect regardless of pregnancy annoyances for bringing us forth...I do understand pregnant women who "take advantage of being pregnant" can can be utterly annoying. I do also understand all of the ailments bringing life (another human) into this world can cause our bodies. There are women that are pregnant that do the best they can, and don't take advantage. Regardless, also we wouldn't be human to not complain a little bit throughput the process of pregnancy...Making another human inside of you doesn't even sound easy... The reality is that it will get almost unbearably uncomfortable at some point...And, for dealing with what all that pregnancy does to our bodies...I think I can look past annoyances...What I do find abnormal are those who are saying "they hate all lifegivers (pregnant women), that children are parasites, that pregnant women are pigs. With reasoning such as that those who speak that way are worse that an annoying pregnant women....They dont respect life.

Lol I think it's really funny how u miserable cows moan on about pregnant woman being bitches when all your comments are the bitchiest things iv ever read! It seems to me u r just jealous and that probably because ur such knobheads no one would ever go near you to knock you up- men must run a f'ing mile when they hear u coming!! Stop being so bloody miserable and allow people to enjoy the happiest time of their life and yeah they may have a bad day, but believe it or not, it's f'ing tiring creating a human being!!!

you should be destroyed

Wow, no it's not normal to think the way you do. It's very disturbed. Many pregnant women experience nausea, sometimes severe nausea. The fact that you are unable to sympathize about being very sick is also not normal, when someone isn't feeling good regardless of the choice to get pregnant, people need some care and kindness.

Honestly, your whole stupid rant just reaks of jealousy, it's so obvious. You really are a pathetic loser. I feel sorry for anyone that has to put up with you.

I highly doubt the creator of this post has been pregnant before otherwise she'd hate herself. Must hate her mother too at one point she was pregnant as well. I dont agree with this post whatsoever. Each pregnancy is different so to say you hate pregnant women you're stereotyping all pregnancies as annoying and "oh pitty me", which is like saying all black people are drug dealers. I think this bitch just wants something to complain about and anyone who agrees with her are equally retarded. I must admit there are those women out there who arent mature enough to handle pregnancies or care for a child but to bring down those hard working mothers who bend over backwords for thier children while working full time and being pregnant all at the same time is horrible. Grow up and bitch to your mom about your problems. Good day.

Um by you bitching about this makes you a bitch yourself. You need to get an f**king chill pill.

I'd like to start by saying I have two children. I'm not a drama queen and never thought I was special just because I was pregnant. However, I have an annoying pregnant coworker who is driving me nuts. All she wanted was a baby, now that she's pregnant she is miserable. Always complaining. And why is it when she first learned she was pregnant did she wear maternity clothes right away - now that she is ready to pop she wears non-maternity sweaters - man those will be stretched out after the baby is here! She's got another week to go and the last month she is walking around here telling everyone she thinks she is in labor. She is 29 and more immature than most teenagers. She is the reason a lot of people hate pregnant women!! Thanks for letting me vent!

Yes, there are some women who definitely take it too far. And there are some women who have experienced serious miscarriages (yes MULTIPLE)and had to give birth (real hospital birth with pushing) to their dead baby. So, it is safe to say that for some people who have reproductive problems, being pregnant is a miraculous thing. Especially when youve had ovarian cancer. There are some women who end up with high risk pregnancies and do not take the nausea to far, and end up hospitalized because its just that bad. And sometimes, just sometimes, its not a person getting "knocked up by their skeezy boyfriend". Sometimes its a person getting knocked up by their husband after 3 years of being told theyve never be able to have a child.

I get irritated with pregnant women too, but I at least try to understand their story and where they are coming from before I start judging them. Because I am pregnant, and I have been through everything I listed above.

I think that I personally hate "breeders". Women who just keep having kids when that cant afford them or take care of them. You see this a lot in the military family life. Its gross.

I think pregnancy and bringing new life into the world is a wonderful thing, but I also think that some women go over-board with it. Especially the attention-seeker ones. They make it more about themselves than about the baby (which is who it's really about). And the same ones who do this don't have any consideration or sympathy for anyone else who is pregnant as well before or after their own pregnancy. Like I've seen women who know or happened to meet another woman/women that's pregnant as well, and they act like it's a competition about who's baby is better. For example, sometimes they also act mean or snobbish toward the other woman/women. I KNOW that some of the family members and friends that I had/have (who were pregnant before) won't/wouldn't even give me the time of day when I'm pregnant; Not even to call me or text me 'congratulations'. Which really suck because I was there for them when they were pregnant.

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wow yea, i wish it was as easy as just opening my legs for my husband and i to have a child. i agree with everything, except for the fact that someone in my situation would be very grateful and happy, and has ever right to be.

Unbelievable.. not only in the initial author's sentiment but in the amount of people who agree. Wow.

Fair enough, you have your reasons and it makes sence to me. if people are having a go at you for it ignore them or explain it to them, im sure your not a B**tch at all and you hsouldnt worry about it.

Damn! O_O
I had 2 kids and never did those things you are ranting about. I loved being pregnant. In fact I wanted to be a Rent-A-Womb for women who couldn't carry their own.
I don't know if I have ever run across anyone like you have described. I guess it could be annoying.

Finally someone says this! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this way. I don't have anything against pregnant women, but I do hate it when they use their baby leverage to get everything they want or to be rude. I'm pretty sure pregnancy isn't easy, but it should NOT be used an excuse. It can be hurtful to women who can't get pregnant and would give anything to have a baby the women who suffered miscarriage(s) or women who are pregnant with complications.

I simple could not agree more with the Original Poster. I run a small business with one employee who was wonderful for 2 years. Then she got married and suddenly went from a salaried employee who was always willing to earn her money to a "clock-watcher" who still expected to be paid at her original salary. I was about to fire her when she announced her pregnancy.

Not being a cold-hearted bitch, I chose to keep her on even though I was not legally obligated to in any way. (My State puts no restrictions on business with less than 4 employees.) The past few months have been hell. She constantly calls off and even when she is in the office she is not really there. To call her "sensitive" at this point is an incredible understatement. EVERYTHING is an emotional crisis and a point of persecution. She has even threatened to sue and, even though she will certainly lose, I simply do not have time to fight frivolous law suits!

She is due soon - thank God. She expects to come back and has made ridiculous demands about a private room for breast feeding and bringing the baby in and working part-time at her FULL SALARY. NO WAY IN HELL!!! The day she leaves to deliver/prepare to deliver the baby I am finally morally free. I have dealt with her crazy long enough and paid for the privilege. I can't WAIT to hire my brand new employee!!!!

I totally agree, my sister is pregnant and it "do this, do that, get food,wash the dishes" it so irritating ,everything i say she turn the conversation to the baby.
"Michal jackson died"
"Ohhh, the baby just kicked"
It infuriating and if i dont do anything she says, i automatically become a bitch. She eats,sleep,complain and spits. She ugly and swollen but walks around like a model, i tell her she ugly as fuck. She also such a hypocritical bastard, she complain but do the same thing, and i swear she walks into people and if i tell her she like

"Leave me alone, im pregnant i cant feel a thing"

Shutup,how do you not feel anything when u walk into someone multiple times

Can not thank you enough for this. Yes you are correct and totally normal. The few posters who disagree are idiots just by their comments! No not all pregnant women are like this and I don't think that's what is being said. Even if you too it that way if you're denying that some (possibly even many) pregnant women are this way you're lying! The pregnant women in my family were never like this. They didn't expect to be treated special because they were pregnant-they just went on with life. Pregnancy is not a miracle (and that's the majority of them so stop all the crying about some women that had a hard time conceiving that's obviously not who we're talking about here) pregnancy is just what female mammals do.

If its hard you know what you chose that. And for the person who compared it to lung cancer-get over yourself. Pregnant women are not disabled or dying-it will last exactly nine months and its a normal part of life. How dare you even begin to compare it with someone who has cancer. That alone proves to me that we've taken this pregnant woman worship too far. I adore kids and pregnant women that act like normal human beings but you know what. When I get pregnant the sickness, swollen feet, hemorrhoids, and all other uncomfortable feelings will be MY problem and maybe my husband's. You know why? Because we chose to have a baby and no one else has to bend over backwards for a choice that you made. No one else should have to cater to you just because you had unprotected sex.

OMG THANK YOU FOR THIS POST!!!!!!! Everyone, and mean E V E R Y O N E, at my job is either pregnant or trying to get pregnant, complaining about not getting pregnant, complaining about being pregnant, using pregnancy as an excuse for being a bitch, etc etc etc.....SOOOOO ANNOYING!!! I can't take it anymore!!! Can't we talk about something else at lunch besides your freaking ovulation cycles? I DON'T CARE!!!!! I've never been pregnant, and one day I would like to be, but I don't understand why these people are so freaking obsessed with it. Enough already!!!! I realize I am not in the same life stage as them but it's really obnoxious. I don't go on and on about my fabulous weekends of drinking and random weekend trips...even though I could, because I DONT HAVE A BRAT ATTACHED TO MY TEAT!! SO HAH!!!!....oh, and that leads me to the other thing that drives me bananas...and that is AFTER they have the thing, all they can talk about is lactation and nursing and they are pumping every 5 minutes and putting their breast milk in the fridge next to my sandwich. UGHHHGHGHGHHHHHHH!!!!!! I LOVE MY LIFE and I want to focus on that but the day gets unbearable when all I hear about is pregnancy, ovulation, lactation, blah blah blah....SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!

This made me laugh so hard!, Thankyou!, I agree that pregnant women are annoying too for the same reasons, maybe I dislike it because most of the girls on one side of my fam all were pregnant too early and got all this special attention for being crappy mothers, still do lol, it's ridiculous, have you seen the new trend of pregnancy vlogs that people are doing, it's making pregnancy look cool so some 15 yr old whore can watch it and be inspired to have a baby

Omg...so glad other people feel this way. I get nauseous when I see a preggo lovingly rubbing her swollen belly. Like really? You have to do that in front of me? Uggh. one of my best friends just announced her pregnancy and I had to restrain myself from asking why she was keeping it. And this was a friend that previously would have been horrified to find out she was preggers. Geez. To make it worse, her boyfriend was lovingly staring at her the whole time like she was the freakin holy mother or something! I can never unsee that! Uggh.

Get over yourself. I mean if some woman wasn't pregnant, you would't be here, dick brain. Work it out sunshine. Not only that, but there must have been a woman to give birth to the first human being. Did you know that woman is the biological template for humans and that men are just women plus testosterone who have well and truly outlived their biological usefulness if you ask me. There is enough sperm stored in banks in the world to be able to do without men. So shove it buster. God was a woman.Being pregnant releases hormones in the brain of the mother and in the breast milk of the child that means they are on a perpetual high. Men need religion to get them there. Join a group for mothering therapy.

But what about pregnant men?
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=6244878

hahah, she was a real b**** during the pregnancy. seriously, she was awesome before the pregnancy.

I understand why you feel this way. Personally i dont agree but not everyone has to have the same opinions.

I sorta agree but you kinda seem like an asshole.. so :/

This post reeks of bad personal experience.

wow so many assholes in the millennial generation. No empathy for pregnant women. Maybe if you get your facking heads out of your "smart phones" and look around and actually form some empathy you would not be as miserable and facked up to other people. You are the same assholes that probably would not stop when a pregnant woman is crossing the street. Stupid trash like yourselves is the reason our country is trashier than ever.

That is so fucked up its ridiculous… but your right its not a miracle its biology. Though it was a 1 in a million chance that your ignorant ass was brought to this earth..how unfortunate.

some pregnancy are worst than others, im 36 weeks and i cant WAIT to feel like a not constantly sick and hormonal version of me.

It depends who is pregnant, their status, and how many kids they've had.

pregnancy is natural and yes it wrecks the body to some perverted people, just makes certain changes, so you can't be skinny.at 16 i let myself go and grew a food baby! my female friends all got pregnant at 18, for them a 9 month vacation to overeat on junk food and be lazy and get as big as you can, nothing is the matter with that. most of them gained 200 pounds, and stayed that way!

That women is a bitch....seriously how mean is she! Ok ok i kind of get what shes going on about, but i am still nice to pregnant women...and ok i am pregnant so maybe im being biased BUT i am soooo not like that, i am 4 mths pregnant and i am a waitress i haven't complained at work, i went in each shift even feeling sick and the most tired i have felt in my life and didn't say anything to anyone i jus got on with it (i have seriously never felt tiredness like it and i am a traveller staying awake on 18 hour bus journeys and then looking for somewhere to stay with a back pack on my back) - i have been with my boyf for 12 years and it was an accident but we are happy! Im 30 years old and i havent said 'oh its a miracle' we was drunk and opps we now have to end our travels and head home and face responsibiltes...arghh! But i havent pigged out, infact i freaked out i put 4 pounds on at 4 mths then found out i should of put more on! I havent gone on about it to anyone really, im actually missing not being able to drink in the sun and stuff...so not all pregnant women are fat, useless and moaners! Why have so much hate in you man...that shit will eat you up!!!!!

P.S. I know that my post kind of went off on a tangent from the original purpose but I just HAD to vent on that related topic. But I totally agree that some, not all, pregnant women use their pregnancy as an excuse to act rude and get away with bull crap that would normally be frowned upon in society.

Oh and it also seems you know someone who's pregnant or something like a gf or wife and she's really pissing you off XD
Try to chill it's okay :3

I hope to never be like that when i get pregnant one day LOL I SHALL SPREAD THE WORD TO ALL TEH WOMENS OUT DER XD

You know I would have thought you sincere when you said
"I mean, I don't hate the babies, and I don't hate the mothers" If it weren't for the fact that the comments people have made which do not agree with your views are HIDDEN everyone is entitled to their own opinion and agreeing to disagree is part of life, simply ignoring the other side of an argument displays a definite level of childishness.

This kid is crazy. I blame you parents for not loving you, or maybe didnt even have pareants or a mother.

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SMH I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START
I KEEP TELL MYSELF IAM NOT GOING TO LET THE BITCHING AND MOANING GET TO ME BUT BETWEEN WORKING 12 HOURS & TAKING CARE OF MY 5 YEAR OLD FROM A previous relationship HAVING 2 HOUSE HOLDS I TAKE CARE OF & A NUMBER OF OTHER THINGS
WHO THE FUCK WANT TO PICK UP A PHONE OR COME HOME FOR SOMEONE WHO IS ALWAYS MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT SHIT THAT PETTY.WHO WILL BEING SOME THING UP FROM 7 WEEKS AGO & EXPECT YOU TO REMEMBER THEN WHEN YOU DO UR A LIER
BITCH I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I DID YESTERDAY LET ALONE 7 WEEKS AGO.
IT TOOK ME A VERY LONG TIME TO UNDERSTAND WHY US MAN DO THE THINGS WE DO,I NOW SEE WHY ALOT OF MEN DISAPPEAR WHEN SUM WOMAN ARE HAVING A BABY ITS SAD THAT AS MEN WE CANT ENJOY THE FACT THAT WE'RE HAVING A CHILD BECAUSE YOUR BIPOLAR & schizophrenic mood swings ALWAYS BITCHING & COMPLAINING.DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE LADIES TO HAVE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON YOUR SHOULDERS TO BE THE BREAD WINNER A FATHER AND EVERYTHING ELSE UNDER THE SUN AND ALL US AS MEN WANT TO DO IS HAVE PEACE WITH THE MOTHERS OF OUR CHILD FOR ONE MINUTE AFTER A LONG STRESSFUL DAY.ONE MINUTE THE CRAZY BITCH HATES ME THEN THE NEXT SHE THINKS SHE LOVE ME AGAIN THIS SHIT IS SAD AND IAM NOT GOING TO DEAL WITH IT I ALWAYS SAY IM DONE IAM NOT GOING TO ANSWER THE PHONE AND ALL THIS OTHER SHIT BUT I HAVE TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN FUCC THAT THIS SHIT IS MENTALLY KILLING ME IAM READY TO SNAP & BEFORE I DO IM GOING TO LEAVE HER ALONE

Why do women think that their opinion matters more than mine does? they are so bossy! I don't know if it's because theyre pregnant, but who gives a shi""T?! Everybody just puts up with their whining because men have been brainwashed into believing thats what 'modern,' 'evolved' men do. Buuuulll SHeet. They just duck their wife, and her friends just have to put up with it. i'm tired of losing a friend for nine months because she wants only to talk about herself, and to bOss me around. redick.