I have a 16 inch dick
I'm not making this up. It's 16 inches from base to tip. If I sit down and get a boner, it sticks all the way out to my knees.
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I'm not making this up. It's 16 inches from base to tip. If I sit down and get a boner, it sticks all the way out to my knees.
I know this isn't real, but imagine if it was - it would actually be a sad story. Clothes wouldn't fit right, urinals and toilets would be so difficult use, and no one would want to have sex with you unless it was a crazy prostitute using you to tick off a box on her bucket list. Your life would be reduced to making freak show gross-out pornos and lonely nights trying to craft suitable underwear for yourself.
I went fishing for flying pigs yesterday, got 4 of the bastards and one unicorn
And my butt hole is 20 inches deep, so I can handle you just fine big boy, 😝
He is telling the truth! When he sits there jacking off over the great big black dildo he has, he gets a boner and jams the 16inch dildo in his bum and the other end touches his knee.
Don't know why people think he is a liar?
You folks havent been out much.
largest I personally saw.
a black man that soft almost touched his knees.
long dong silver had a legit 18"
Current record is a mexican.
19"
Hes been offered jobs in porn.
Hes been offered ' reduction surgery'
He turned it down.
Didnt want to be.
( less of a man )
Is 16" normal.
No, keep it to yourself.
But is it possible to have, yes.
I agree its rare but possible. I'm abnormally well endowed myself and have met guys on my travels and experiences in the lifestyle scene that have 'knee slappers'
Whenther long dong silver and the mexican are legit is irrelvant there are penises in the world that are in excess of 16"
"largest I personally saw.
a black man that soft almost touched his knees.
long dong silver had a legit 18""
You're either lying, sorely mistaken or it was fake, the largest penis on record is 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect (belonging ironically to a white man).
"Current record is a mexican.
19""
That Mexican you're talking about only had a 6 inch penis, the rest of the 13 was his foreskin.
It's not what i think, it's whats on record
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5279232/man-with-worlds-longest-penis-exposed-as-a-fake-by-doc-who-says-its-just-six-inches-long/
Togynwtm.
whatever you need to tell yourself.
Heres an idea, youre in the south.
join a health club.
see how many black men have the dicks like yours.
Im not saying bigger is better.
But it is out there if thats your thing.
Just curious, have you EVER watched porn.
yea, theres fake junk.
But some isnt fake at all.
Dont mean to burst your bubble or make you feel bad.
I just live in the real world.
"whatever you need to tell yourself."
I tell myself nothing, I only listen to facts that are backed up by evidence which I have provided you.
"Heres an idea, youre in the south.
join a health club.
see how many black men have the dicks like yours."
From the multiple black friends I have only 2 have a bigger penis then me, which isn't saying much considering I have nothing special (6" maybe 7" at the most)
"Dont mean to burst your bubble or make you feel bad."
feel bad?🤣 Sex bores me, I don't care how big my penis is since I never use it.
"I just live in the real world."
Apparently you don't because there's nobody on record having a penis longer than 13.5in & wider than 7.5in without heavy use of male enhancement drugs & machines (not even in porn).
Yep, I can't believe I said that. It's a real thing, and it's a messed up thing.
It's messed up to people from western cultures, but in Mexico it's a pretty normal thing I hear, it's just socially accepted as part of Mexico's culture according to my friend. I have a friend who lived in Mexico when he was working for a Fortune 500 company that did business all around the world, and donkey shows are just an everyday type of thing down there he said.
He said people used to talk about them at the water cooler and stuff, like they'd invite their coworkers and stuff to them even. He said that down there, it's pretty just as much of a normal thing down there as going to a karaoke night at a local bar. And he even said that most Mexican women have performed in one at some point, which I found surprising, but then again, it's a totally different culture
Yeah sure you have... and I just had a foursome with Keira Knightley, Eva Mendes, Kate Moss and Angelina Jolie.
Step 1: get a giant hotdog bun
Step 2: get ketchup and mustard (or any other condiments)
Step 3: tell your friends to come over while you turn your dick into its final form
(I know this is fake lmao)
I wouldn't mind holding that 16 inch cock to see how heavy it feels. would it actually get bigger?
Jonah Falcon said the same thing but it turned out to not be true. Unless you have a penis disease that caused a deformed enlargment or gigantism. You don't have a 16inch penis.