I have a fart collection

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It's in a bunch of jars that I keep under my bed.

When most people fart in a jar they just hold the jar near their asshole, fart, then put the lid on. The problem with this is that some air that is not fart gets in the jar and also some of the fart escapes the jar and flies away.

When I fart in a jar I do it in the bath by filling the jar with bathwater then holding it upside down and catching all the fart bubbles in it, then I put the lid on while it's still underwater. This means that all the gas in the jar is fart so it is better and I've gotten good enough at it that I usually manage to catch all of the fart bubbles.

If I have to fart when I'm not in the bath and can't get in the bath before I fart it always seems like such a waste because I don't get to add the fart to my collection. Yesterday I did a really smelly fart while I was at work and I nearly cried because that awesome fart just dissipated and did not get to come home with me and live with me forever.

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  • BigRedOne
    14 years ago | pl

    Wow your like a fine wine collector. Do they get better when they age?

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  • christine
    14 years ago | pl

    I REALLY hope this is a nsty joke.

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  • Foxie913
    14 years ago | pl

    LOL this one has me laughing xD

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  • nike
    14 years ago | pl

    Do you really have to ask?

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  • princessxox
    13 years ago

    Lmao this was soo funny so far my favorite is it normal story lmao and it is so not normal, I wanna meet u lol u seem like a funny guy

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  • socrates
    13 years ago

    Best idea ever, mate. So normal.

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  • KandiSnack
    13 years ago

    Instead of capturing farts in jars, you should try recording the sound on a tape recorder. You can't really collect farts. Once they're out, they're gone for good.
    And if you ever try to let them out to play, they'll escape. There's no point in having them in a jar, because they're invisible and you can't even see or smell them.

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  • Hugh*Janus
    10 years ago

    I collect my farts by savoring the memory of the reactions of those near me when I rip ass.

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  • Wambo37
    11 years ago

    wait...so there are people who dont do it ?

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  • omgpuke
    13 years ago

    try ripping one in a packed swimming pool.. not only do u get pure fart juice.. but also have the added benifit of clearing the pool while everyone else is lookin for the 'floater' ROFL

    in all seriousness.. that is kinda nasty and maybe couchworthy

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  • ITISNOTNORMAL
    13 years ago

    hahahhahahhaha has to be some kind of joke right like really.....

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  • XJayX
    13 years ago

    Hahahahaha I'm sorry this is hilarious.

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  • Anonymusgirl
    14 years ago

    Man, some people really waste their lives...

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    • Hug_Life
      11 years ago

      I cant believe some people actually waste their farts.. His finer vintages maybe priceless when they age lol i would hate to clean your house when you die and open your farts jars on accident

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  • Shrunk
    13 years ago

    no but that's awesome, i really want to try that now. i never thought of that bathtub idea but ur so right, those are the purest farts! xD
    but what do you do with the farts in the jar? save them to smell later? i would release them when the time is right, would always have a backup to gas someone out

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  • Gidget
    13 years ago

    wow ur fuckin retarded this has to be fake

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  • Andypratt84
    6 years ago

    I but if he opens them all at once it could destroy life on Earth as we know it. Also this is totally normal I also jar my farts. Only really stinky ones of course.

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  • Paranormal..
    10 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. wait, you're serious? Shit...

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  • chewy
    11 years ago

    I have a fart collection too.

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  • anon1234
    12 years ago

    Trollololo

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I literally lol'd. Not just saying that because it's funny, but I started laughing out loud.

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  • thecheese
    13 years ago

    You can collect my farts!

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    13 years ago

    Lmao yeah right!

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  • windowlicker
    13 years ago

    Are you Stimpy?

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  • davegrohl
    13 years ago

    hahaha
    i did that during my high school graduation trip with my friends
    i kept a fart inside a glassy bottle

    good old days ahha

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  • jubi
    13 years ago

    LMAO. Who thinks of this?

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  • cheetos123
    14 years ago

    but no.

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  • sparrowfeed
    14 years ago

    LOL.. i wanna try that.

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  • lupo
    14 years ago

    Yeah that's perfectly normal. You need some couch time

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