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No i did not have intercourse or "masturbate". It just happened to be a butthole fart and now it got stuck in the insides of my coochie. Yes sirs I am female. But that's the worst part of being a female. Queefs.
Good grief!
Is Roto-Rooter still using that jingle? I remember it being on the radio when I was a young kid something like sixty years ago. The thing that fascinated me was how the last two lines were sung by a guy with a very deep voice, and he went very low at the end.
I guess the fact that I heard the tune in my head as soon as I read the first two lines of your post after not hearing it for at least forty years indicates that it's a pretty great jingle.
Technically that's not a queef. More like a migrant fart that crossed the border.
Never heard of a fart crossing the boarder and taking on a new nationality. They are 2 different things, farts come out of our arses and are formed from gas expelling from our bodies. Queefs come out of our fannys and are formed of trapped air finding its way out again.
I was lied to when I was told butt holes and vaginas don't go to the same place.