I have a theory. iin?

In the past, hundreds of years ago, God has revealed himself to people very frequently. But he hasn't done that for the past 1500 years at the very least. So my theory is that God was fired several hundreds of years ago for having done a stunningly horrible job. He probably lives on food stamps now.

What do you think?

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  • green_boogers

    God's audience is dwindling. Science is doing a better job explaining the universe now that people question authority and test hypotheses. Of course, my comment is only a cheap hypothesis. I question myself because I must.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    oh sure if god goes revealin himself to people in the desert a couple millennia ago they sing his praises and become saints but if I reveal myself to a few strangers on the bus I gets arrested agin

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    • green_boogers

      Least theys more humane to y'all in jail than back in Roman times. Shucks, them thar Romans was nasty fucks.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        im up in the air whether id rather take on bubba the rapist or a lion

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  • kelseyt

    Yes it's normal to make nonsensical theories about the existance of a higher being.

    I mean, that's what religion basicaly is, right?

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  • Avant-Garde

    I met him once. Up in his spaceship.

    Despite not being on any substances at the time, the whole thing was an extremely strange experience.

    Then again, not once did he ever say that he was "Yahweh"...

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  • thr

    He was made to go to his room for 2000 years by his parents.

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  • Treehugger29

    You read people in the bible having visions very frequently indeed. I REALLY wonder why he hasnt shown up these days XD ;P

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  • Naughty_rascal

    As a theory it's got more holes than swiss cheese. First we must believe in the premise of a God. This is too sketchy for a start, existence of God can never be proven as absolute.
    If we accept there is a God, in the biblical context, then he is 'supreme' being. Creator of everything, in everything, and everywhere at once. If we accept this; Who hires or fires God?
    Also is there an HR department for recruiting a new God? What would the criteria be for the position and where is it advertised?
    Most likely (if we believe in the God theory) he did all the creating and stuff then flooded it for version 2.0. When mankind messed it up again, he put our universe in his garage and started a new project.
    And there we sit, the whole universe in a biscuit tin, in God's garage. Gathering dust until one day h'se going to peek into the tin when he's cleaning up the garage. Most likely he shrug his shoulders, mutter under his breath "fucking humans" and throw us out with the rubbish. Then he'll go back to what gives him the most pleasure, tending his universe of unicorns and exotic animals.

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  • ScooterNyne

    IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

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