I have to go to kentucky to enjoy real kentuckian food

Just like I have to go to Norfolk Island to enjoy Norfolk Islander cuisine the only way to emphasise "ahhh, this is Kentucky!" is to go to Kentucky. What I want is Kentuckian nuggets and fried oyster mushrooms, yes, instead of chicken, I was wondering whether Kentucky has veggie nuggets, it's not rural Kentucky I wanna reside in, it's city Kentucky that I call the Kentucky city, where Kentucky Fried Chicken was located when the colonel was delivering buckets of chicken door to door before getting rejected for 2 years and opening a chicken restaurant.
Do you think Kentuckians don't go "yeeessss, fried chicken, it must be good!"? They stress the validity of having to eat it. It was pushed on the culture by Colonel Sanders. But not knowing whether they really do dip chicken in buttermilk with 9 secret herbs and spices or just flour it with salt and pepper, or whether it's breaded I will soon find out if I was in Kentucky. How do you know whether Aussie people aren't lying, they don't lie about the land but they don't know about Kentucky, no? I'll stay out of Rabbit Hedge, foxes can eat you over there, or eat the chickens. Kentucky means you're canny and tucked in, that is, you tuck in to eating chicken, chicken of what? Of Chinese origin in an incredibly crispy tempura batter? You never know. But I just wanna try going to vegetarian cafes and see what I get from over there, just to try a Kentucky vegan coffee, and wear Kentucky clothes. What's your opinion?