I in i want to be uncircumcised?

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People get circumcised later in life all the time. I want to get uncircumcised! Doctors graft skin from other parts of the body for burn victims so I'm sure they can find some skin i can spare to rebuild a foreskin.

When chicks are about to blow me they will be all confused until I pull that shit back and say, "hey-ohh!" And out pops the head. Chicks love a sea cucumber, right? It will be great during sex, I will pull my dick in and out of her while my foreskin stays inside her, creating zero friction for her, she'll love it!

I think a droopy excess skin covered dick will go perfectly with my Italian shoes, Swiss watch, and British wit. I will be the most cultured American ever! And by cultured I mean I'll beable to cultivate some stinky smegma with my fantastic new foreskin. Then I'll pretty much be European, just without the faggy accents. Does anyone know a good reconstructive surgeon to help me 'be all that I can be?'

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  • LuxM4G
    6 years ago

    Hey! We don't take kindly to wannabe jews around here...

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    • mm6969
      5 years ago

      Your an idiot. Jews are circumsized

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    6 years ago

    I want to be uncircumcised, Jews are circumcised. Get it together lux. We don't take kindly to ignorant people that don't take kindly.

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  • mm6969
    5 years ago

    I wish women would stop complaining that female circumcision is mutilation and then complain that an uncircumcised penis looks bad. it's still mutilation even though it's being done to a boy. I wish I had my foreskin back I have a hard time to cum sometimes, specially if drinking. Or if it's not tight as a teenager pussy. I have to fuck and f*** and f***, not in a good way but the women seem to like it

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  • lonewolf1253
    6 years ago

    Can't be undone. Forget about it dude.

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    id rather not be sexually mutilated. cant feel my dick when im sixty because its no longer sensitive , make zero pre- cum because the nerves are cut away and 30 percent fewer pleasure neurons. In fact its the same as cutting your dick off just less of it.

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