I keep getting weirder

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Hello. It's butt guy here. Remember? I put various things up my butt in an attempt to find my gspot.
I have given up on that.
Now I just do it out of habit. Currently I am experiencing what can best be described as a brain freeze in my ass.
I stuck an ice cube up my hole. After pooping out the cold liquefied corpse of what once was an ice cube, the symptoms started.

I just want to warn everybody about the dangers of assplay. It will lead you down a dark path from which you will never be able to get off. And hemorrhoids.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    7 years ago

    Sure there are dangers, but if things are done carefully, there should be no damage.

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  • Fugazi,again
    7 years ago

    Yeah, leave us alone you bastard! This is our safe place!

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    • RoseIsabella
      7 years ago

      :-)

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    If you want to stick thinks up your bung hole go ahead. But we don't want to hear about it.

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  • sadensba
    7 years ago

    Good luck getting prolapse!

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  • Terence_the_viking
    7 years ago

    i think dynamite is required here.

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