I kinda wish santa was real

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Yes I know it’s stupid but just imagine it. You spend 364 days toiling away, doing your best to be a good person despite all the shit thrown your way. You almost give up but on the dawn of Christmas you see it. A brand new car, while your dickhead of a boss gets 20 tonnes of horse manure on his driveway to clear up.

Honestly if I ever got the chance to make one change in the universe I’d probably make santa real, I love that jolly fat bastard

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  • Bassmachine
    1 year ago

    In a way Santa is real. Good deeds or random acts of kindness do happen.

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  • Curiouskitten444
    1 year ago

    I'm with you

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  • yaboi_icy125
    1 year ago

    If only........

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  • olderdude-xx
    1 year ago

    What makes you think he is not real? I'm totally convinced that Santa exist... at least as a spirit. He most certainly is not a normal mortal human.

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    1 year ago

    My family got mad because I refuse to teach my kids santa is real. I think the worse thing to teach a kid is that there's some magical guy that gives you free handouts once a year for just "being good". What a terrible thing to teach a child. No wonder we have so many entitled socialists running around everywhere. We teach them as kids that they live in a fairytale and they should get free handouts for doing what theyre already supposed to do. I tell them daddy worked his ass off to buy this and some chinaman put it together in a sweatshop. Sweet reality.

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  • Tinybird
    1 year ago

    He is

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  • ospry
    1 year ago

    There's always murder

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  • Clunk42
    1 year ago

    https://www.newseum.org/exhibits/online/yes-virginia-there-is-a-santa-claus/

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