I laughed when the doctor flushed wax out of my ear
Today I went to the doctor to relieve my ear because the canal was closed. It turned out it wasn’t that my ear canal was closed, but that it had a lot of wax. The doctor poured hydrogen peroxide down my ear and left the room for a few minutes. When she came back she flushed it out with water and I laughed because it tickled. I said it reminded me of how people flush gophers out of their holes to relocate them. She said that was a funny comparison and then said there’s a little gopher in my ear.