I like sticking cell phones up my ass?

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I stuck three up my ass just today.

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Based on 58 votes (17 yes)
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  • BlackyHancock
    8 years ago

    Phones are getting bigger too.

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  • Fenrirr
    8 years ago

    put a bee up ur ass

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    • Champasama
      8 years ago

      Hope you get aids from your uncle and get butt fucked by him

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      • Fenrirr
        8 years ago

        i don't have any uncles. honestly tho why are you so worked up for are you a father to a bee do you take offense for people putting bees in their asses you need to take some cocaine and chill

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    • Champasama
      8 years ago

      You fucking broke bastard

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      • Fenrirr
        8 years ago

        true i am broke at the moment

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    • Champasama
      8 years ago

      Go fuck yourself you son of a whore

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      • HalfInsaneFemale
        6 years ago

        children, children. calm down now

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      • Fenrirr
        8 years ago

        i just fucked myself it felt pretty good

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  • heyyitshaley
    8 years ago

    this is so weird.

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    • The_Creep_is_back
      8 years ago

      You have good common sense for an under age kid. Please stay away from this site. This is a place where people give bad advice to be funny. It would be terrible for you to lose your common sense. Listen to your parents and your teachers. They want you to grow up to be smart and strong.

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    • Champasama
      8 years ago

      Ok.

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  • HalfInsaneFemale
    6 years ago

    i tried to go mark this as "funny" but this new goddamn layout doesnt show the option anywhere on here.

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  • KekReptilian
    7 years ago

    Shut up freak.

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  • theMonkey
    7 years ago

    Well, was it apple or android?

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  • Curiouscatso
    8 years ago

    Do you leave it on vibrate and call yourself too?

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  • gentleboy
    8 years ago

    wtf

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    • Champasama
      8 years ago

      Wtf

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  • deepdankstickygoo
    8 years ago

    Your post is shit. You should feel like garbage for what you have done to humanity. There are many starving children dying in africa right now. Their suffering is amplified by your post.

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    • Champasama
      8 years ago

      Shut the fuck you faggot that's my friend you're talking to, watch your mouth or else.

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  • ______________
    8 years ago

    Pinapple or unimpressed.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    if yall can work yalls way upto a satphone then yall can be the last resort to keep the batterys warm on a polar expedition rescue mission

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    • green_boogers
      8 years ago

      There's lots of HF interference up there from alpha particles getting sucked into the Earth's magnetic field. I'd say a heated dildo with batteries for y'all would be a better bet.

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    • EccentricWeird
      8 years ago

      I didn't know you were still here.

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