I like to dance like michael jackson naked

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I have this routine I do three or four times a week where I walk into my living room naked, imagining it to be a concert stage, where I'm surrounded by a huge crowd of fans shouting my name, some in tears and all. Then I'll perform one of my personal MJ favorites, doing most of his dance moves I can manage before finally bowing to my imaginary ecstatic fans.

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    Yes, much easier to beat it when your pants are already off.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    cant be naked with that one glove still on

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  • Boojum
    3 years ago

    It's all cool as long as you're not clutching a monkey or you've left a couple of little boys in your bed.

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    People may ask is there something wrong with you.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    3 years ago

    Well, at least they can't ask if I'm a Nude Criminal.

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