I like to make fake grocery lists and leave them at the store!

Well, as the title says, I like to make fake grocery lists and leave them on shelves or in carts at the store.

I usually put things on there like -fake beard, pube shampoo, lube, cucumber, duct tape, just things like that, to make people think it was a real creep, yet find it funny too.

Does anyone else do this? Normal?

PS: If you've ever found a wierd grocery list, please tell!!! Also, if you have any good suggestions to add to my lists, feel free to suggest away!!

I've found funny lists before!	8
I do that too!	15
That's just dumb.	38
I don't do it, but it's funny!	142

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TonybigCock

12 years ago

Big black rubber cock

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4392Moron

12 years ago

To everyone, this thread is the most stupidest of all of the different threads that are on this site.

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- angela85
  
  12 years ago
  
  So why the fuck did you read it? If it's not to your humour, move along. Jesus, really? You're gonna get so offended over someone having a little fun? On THIS website?
  
  I guess the dog and family fucking is much more to your taste?
  
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  - 4392Moron
    
    12 years ago
    
    Hey Prick:
    
    Looks like some things never change. First time here in a quarter of a year, and it is still the same. Dull people with dull responses. You are correct about one thing, my two wonderful dogs a Soft-Coated Wheaten Terrier and a Bichon Frise mix with my grand-babies are the joy of my life along with Christ. As for doing the F word not interested.
    
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    - angela85
      
      12 years ago
      
      The "f" word? lol since when are you shy about using it?
      
      All you seem to do on this site is abuse people. If you don't like it, why are you even here?
      
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      - 4392Moron
        
        11 years ago
        
        Just read your post. I can throw that statement right back at you, I may abuse people on this site but they abuse me and my family right back and even more so. <BR><BR>"WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER!"<BR><BR>Yeh I use the "F WORD" ONLY WHEN I AM REALLY PERTERBED.
        
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    - iin2want2know
      
      11 years ago
      
      This thread made me laugh. You claim that Christ is one of the joys of your life but you just addressed angela85 as "Hey Prick:"
      
      Real Christian like of you...lol
      
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- Shackleford96
  
  12 years ago
  
  No it's not.
  
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karmasAbich

12 years ago

List of my groceries:
Q-tips
Lotion
Body wax
Olive oil
Ping pong balls
Squash
Owne bannana
Rita crackers w/ cheese wiz

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- 4392Moron
  
  12 years ago
  
  Hey man, besides this being a very sub-grade school topic, your spelling also sucks.
  
  Owne Bannana ONE BANANA
  Rita Crackers RITZ CRACKERS
  Cheese Wiz CHEESE WHIZ
  
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  - karmasAbich
    
    12 years ago
    
    Obviously you knew what i meant. Moron
    
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  - iin2want2know
    
    11 years ago
    
    Leave karmasAbich alone you miserable grammar Nazi, you know exactly what they are saying.
    
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PrincessLollipop

12 years ago

I feel bad for the person who finds it! LOL

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Dulse.

12 years ago

You should try putting really bizarre food items too. Foods such as canned squirrel fur, or raccoon soda. I think that would be hilarious!

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HimynameisLeah

12 years ago

I like your thinking. Cool idea. But, I've never tried it. :D Might do so in the near future.

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Rachelle_InHighHeels

12 years ago

A lot of spare time on your hands, eh...?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  Yeah, cuz it takes forever to jot down 6 items on a list and leave it at the store that I'm GOING TO ANYWAY....
  
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Anonymous Post Author

12 years ago

I only wish I could lie in wait and see someone find the lists! It's tough to know exactly where to put them so the right person finds it. I usually go for electronics, and on cases of crapy college kid beer and 4 loko cases.

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ToddStellar

12 years ago

That's awesome. Just awesome.

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penguin1

10 years ago

LOL! Oh, try these:

Straws
Mouse Traps
Food Coloring
Toilet Bowl Cleaner
Rope

Not necessarily all on the same list.

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welkinson

11 years ago

Ummm... How about cucumbers, markers, chopsticks, zoo pals, soy milk, and beef.

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800imawesome

11 years ago

How about:
A potato masher
Latex gloves
Carrots
Baby oil
Shovel
Trash bags
Diapers
Sleeping pills
Bed sheets.

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- iin2want2know
  
  11 years ago
  
  Lol, very funny indeed. Sounds like the kind of list I would make. It's demented boarding on serial killer creepy. I would love to see the look on the persons face when they found this little jem.
  
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thegreathambeato

12 years ago

i found a receipt like that once, kinda hard to fake that...

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  A friend of mine bought the "I would do anything for love" CD waaayy back, and the reciept said
  
  I Would Do Anythng For $12.99
  
  It was hilarious.
  
  When you buy milk, lots of times the reciept says Homo Milk (short for homogenized, ya kno?)
  
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  - robbieforgotpw
    
    10 years ago
    
    Homo milk ahahahahahahahaha
    
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  - 4392Moron
    
    12 years ago
    
    Hey man, if this is being directed to the creatour of this thread, then dude, you and your thread will have to work up a whole hell of alot to just hit retarded, good luck in trying to achieve that goal. Stupid and boring thread. Only idiots with "THEIR BRAINS IN THE BOTTOM OF THEIR SHOES" would think this thread is good.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      12 years ago
      
      Yeah, because it was MY doing to create a printed reciept from a record store.....DUH. Get a life. And get that stick out from up your ass.
      
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    - iin2want2know
      
      11 years ago
      
      If you think this thread is so retarded then why do you keep leaving your shitty comments.
      Hey, do us all a favor and go bug somebody on Facebook our Twitter.
      
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Kar

12 years ago

ooooohhh like your own personal joke lol

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Anonymous Post Author

12 years ago

Hey, I could slip one into the pocket of a young men's jacket....that might find a person who appreciates it!

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Avant-Garde

12 years ago

I've never done this, nor have I ever found something like this, but I think this is great!

I agree with radar, it should be a bit subtle. You don't want people to be able to figure this out and ruin your fun, do you?

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rin

12 years ago

lol that sounds fun. I'm going to do this whenever I go to the grocery store from now on.

People can be so serious sometimes. It would be nice to think I made someone laugh.

I agree with radar, the more believable the list the funnier it will be.

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Tehboss

12 years ago

not yet but tomorrow i will dew it :D

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Shackleford96

12 years ago

Haha! That sounds like a great prank to pull on someone! If only there was a way to see the reactions XD

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- Avant-Garde
  
  12 years ago
  
  One of those Hidden Camera shows?
  
  Or he could just pretend to be "shopping" in the same aisle and watch their reactions.
  
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  - Shackleford96
    
    12 years ago
    
    That might work. He'd have to be sneaky about it though.
    
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