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i like to make my husband smell my farts i make sure im in bed and fart realy badly and woft the duvet up and down so he can smell it. is this normal
I... am laughing so hard.... but quietly so the baby doesn't wake.... but really... it all matters on HIS opinion
I am almost crying in tears of laughter at this.
What a gross girl. :PPPP
I personally would never want my man to see me in that light. :P
most girls have to smell guy farts in bed, i think your probably some kind of feminist hero
There are some guys that dont mind, personally i find girl farts very hot :S
Yea everyone is freaking out, when my girl farts i drop to my knees and shove my nose in her ass. Sometimes i even open my mouth, farts turn men on and they smell and taste delicious. I love egg farts, they prolly smell the best and make me want to lick that dirty ass clean!
Oh spritzy baby, I can be ur boyfriend, I would just love to put my nose up your ass crack and would smell each and every molecule of your flatulence and make love to it all day, please be my girlfriend n we will make great love to each other :*
Be a lady and get some dignity girl! Do you pick your nose and flick it at him too. Seriously, it's called self respect!
i can't believe this could be happening !! it's really hilarious! if it happend and i fart infront of somebody i can blush like hell..it's sooooooo embaressing really!how could u do that!! it's not normal at all!
WHO GIVES A FLYING FLOOBERT IF IT'S WHAT SOCIETY DEEMS AS "NORMAL" IF THAT MAKES U HAPPY THEN BY ALL MEANS
HAHAHAHAHAHA i fart all the time and they smell like bad eggs hells yeah its normal, but wafting it. its just a little bit o fun aint it ;)
Ha, can you say fart fetish? When I was really young, I'd take a stethoscope, put it to my butt and fart in it. We lmao'd.
Everybody farts, so that part is normal... and heck maybe your husband beats you
Does anyone else find that username 'babyraper' in the comments highly inappropriate?
umm just so ya know there are some guys taht get turned on by that, probley the people that are answering your question, and if ur husband dosent really care than he probley does too
the women of my dreams, let ur fragrance dwarf all over me. im basking in ur ambiance!
If i was him I'd wait tell you was asleep then shit in your head and see how you like it.
WHY DO YOU DO THAT?
For the fun of it?
For the sake of irritating him?
Or.. he loves it? LOL.
The ol Dutch oven.. Pull the covers up over your heads. Personally just be careful you don't do this without the filter on (underwear) as you could end up spraying him down if you eat something bad. I like getting bareass against my GFs leg and given her a "brown kiss" usually pisses her off but is damn funny and loud. It is even better when it wakes her right up and then smells like a dead body. Oh yeah you are normal. Good work!
Right, my gf doesnt have to make me smell her farts, she tells me when she has to fart and i always drop to my knees and get my nose as far in her ass as i can. I like the taste off broccoli and cheese farts, especially the loud juicy ones! I also enjoy putting my face close to her ass when she takes a shit, so i can get a good whiff. I also would like to eat some of it, never ate poop before, but she didnt flush one time and i grabbed her poop and kept licking it, and it actually tasted okay, but i would like to eat her poop when its diarrhea.
My wife is a gorgeous, kind hearted, gal...but she likes to make me smell her farts aND she likes to fart on me.
She will walk by me and crop dust the fing living room and then wait out of sight for my reaction.
Her new thing is to come sit on my lap and start kissing me. Then she was drop a bomb and run away...laughing.
At night, she lays next to me in a spooning position and the rips one. I get farted on at least 3 times a week. When I get mad at her for this, she replies..."Farts are funny."
It's all a huge game/joke at my house. I don't think it funny at all. Also my wife lost her sense of smell due to sinus infections, so she really has no idea how bad it is.
Don't get me started on car rides! I refuse to let her drive just so she can't lock the windows.
I'm 22 years old girl and sometimes make my little brother smell my fart. When we were younger, I would put off my underwear and sit on his face and fart to wake up him every morning lol.
If i was your husband i would go down to your ass and lick that asshole while you fart, amd don't listen to all that crap these loseres are saying. And i am really turned on right now i really want you to fart on my nose and in my mouth i would lick your sexy ass for days <3
I ask my GF to eat baked beans so she has plenty of gas in the evening so i can lick her asshole while shes farting and giving me a BJ
No it's not normal, but hey, if your husband is cool with it, then that's on him. I like farting chicks myself.
ohh girl that's so not normal
you should stop this silly habit
i feel sorry for your husband
Honey... I think that's called a "dutch oven". Urban Dictionary that shit. xD
That's not normal at all.. It's fucking disgusting... You have no manners at all? Your fucked up, seriously. Treat him better or your gonna be alone for a long time if you continue to do that.
ewww you are so disgusting! I've never heard such a thing in my life! and it is so not normal.. fart is soo smelly and urg yuckkk
LOL!! I can't stop giggling!!! But how would you feel if you were the husband, you mean woman!? Geez.......that's definately not normal!
HAHAHAHAHA that just made my day
sorry i dont think its normal.. but its hilarious!
OMG are you serious? You are a nasty person. I would slap somebody if they ever did that shit to me. NOT normal.
I think the question you should be asking yourself, is are you for real ?
holy shit, whats happenin to the world.. thats a real turn off... definitely not normal..
hahahaha hilarious mad props
i do this to people around me tons, cupping farts and shoving them under people's noses when they don't suspect it is hilarious
DISGUSTING..nasty...rude. If someone did that to me they'd get a firm warning, then the couch, a $50 fine as well as forced labor (kitchen duty, laundry, etc.) It is a piggish thing to do, inconsiderate and I would not tolerate it. Good luck to him! I hope he doesn't vomit or gag because of the toxic $h*t fumes you exhaust from your rear end! If he does, you better clean it up!
how could you do that -.- making people smell your disgusting smelly farts??? and that someone has to be your husband? and you are doing it deliberately! i think you are such a psycho and really sick in the mind! NOT NORMAL AT ALL. I mean its is like, who in the right mind will do what you are doing? I bet he isn't enjoying it a single bit. He is pitiful! please. stop your senseless act.
This is a dirty little habit you have. It's low and disrespectful. Fart in the bathroom that's what I do and eat less junk food. When I climb into bed my hubby gets to smell lemon scented soap and a quick spray and "Ghost" my night time perfume. Feel sorry for your guy.
Iv waited till mines asleep and put my ass in his face wake him up and let er rip before he knows what's going on it's already to late lol
My g/f used to do this to me every morning. Normally I would smack a chick if she did this but we were so close it didn't really bother me.
No...But I think you sound like a jokester and you like to mess with your man...we all do silly things to annoy our Husbands at times..Relax I am sure this will pass and you will find a new way to be silly...You are not a weirdo just a joke player sounds like to me...LOL
I do it to my boyfriend. He hates it. But I think its soooo funny. Cracks me up every time. : ) And yes, I am one sick F***!
hm....ok, so i bet you bully him like a little boy too? .... that is a sign of a hyperactive bully... if he cannot stand his man, then it is normalated norman
There IS a legitimate fart fetish...I've seen websites dedicated to it...so I guess it's normal, however unusual lol.
You are thinking way too hard about people farting.. chill and maybe go let a few shits go yourself and relax.. It will be fun to find the right girl and fart with her. It will happen for you someday I promise. Until then fart and waft it up towards your nose.
No it really is not normal. What kind of idiotic pleasure can you feel from having someone else smell your farts. Poor man I would beat the crap out of you if you did that to me. You suck. Repulsive woman.
Ha I think lots of people do that.but their not gonna admit it to people.Its nice to have a laugh with your husband.Keep on doing it as long as he doesnt mind. :)
in christmas i'll shove cookies up ur fat ass hole..
and make u fart...
does that make u hot babe?
You're so lucky not to feel embarassed by farting in bed! Do you actually like your husband?
That's digusting but kinda funny.
I can't think about a woman farting because I get grossed out and start worrying if she she'll ever fart on me during doggystyle, which is one of my nightmares.
eww :S thats not nice. most people would be scared to fluff infront of their b/f g/f wife etc haha
What?.... Thats dlsgusting :-P You need to learn to control ur temtations, especially in bed. And grow up, you are obviously a grown woman(you people make me sick).
it's totally normal. i do it to my girlfriend all the time. i think it's hilarious and despite the putrid smell, she's impressed with the shear force. i think everyone should chill when responding with repulsion. oh, dear, how dare you? oh, i dare. keep up the good work!
you just want everything out there dint you? you wanna see how much he loves you that he even put up with your farts, do you bust his balls too about how trashy you was at college?
So funny. Pretty dirty but funny as hell! Keep up the good work.my partner doesn't fart infront of me so when he farts while he's asleep just rolls me up laughing!!!!
i do the same with my wife. its so funny for me, but not for her. shes used to it and just calls me sick and if im lucky she runs off to the bathroom to puke. ha ha. its normal and fun. its a normal bodily function.
thats not normal and also if he dosent like it then i'd say be careful because he could get really mad then cheat on you OR leave you straight away but if he DOES like is (I dout it though) then I suppose it's ok p.s. all those guys saying its funny of sexy then they are ALSO sick so i'd be conserned about your relationship if I was you.
Well, we all have our different turns ons, but i'm sure he doesn't like it very much
Lol it's def funny but way nasty... I would shit in your pillow if I was ur man
ha ha ha don't poison and choke the poor man with your lethal gas damn just get him a gas mask and hey don't be like that do you want him doing that sick shit lol lol lol lmfao.
THATS HILARIOUS!!!!! but i would not know if that is normal!! LOL KEEP DOING IT!!! XD
ahahahah you`re a little weird :D becausee this ugly things u try usually to hide them lol:p but its not a big problem:P
I love you for that! My mom does it to my dad so ya I say it's normal. A little gross, but normal.
Lol u rock but the best part is that he probably loves you so much he wont care If u make himsmell your farts
Just Shows how comfortable you are with your hubby. I think it's sorta cute in a way. I can't fart in front of my bf, he hates it
Maybe instead of farting you should run around and get all sweaty and then queef in his face.
He will probably enjoy that.
LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL ahhahahhhhahaha gogogogo fart in his face ahhahaha this is sooo funnyyy
you sound like my girlfriend me and her battle. do what I do, sneak it be like "hey is this a mole and point to the back of your thigh then fart in his face" I get her all the damn time with that one
its also known as a dutch oven. I wasn't aware of this activity before my boyfriend told me about it. Since perfecting the art of dutching we are closer in every way. he even proposed. Now thats what I can intimacy!
you are great :) my hero :)
i do this to my mum all the time. not just she shoos, she gives a hilarious expression and i just feel really satisfied.
Oh my god i just laughed so hard I puked!!!!!!! THAT is not normal! But you rock! Keep on farting fart lady!!! Yeah go farts!!!!!!
lol dude u are not normal
but you are fuking hilarious!!!
lmao!
u are my hero!!
If I were your husband, I would F***ing punch you in the face so hard. Nah jsut kiddin'.
Some peopel actually find it sexy. You just seem like a really cool wife.
My wife and I always slept naked in the spoon position. If she farted I would always get an instant hard on and usually I would fuck her butt crack to orgasm or we would do some other back door form of sex.
Pretty gross. Poor guy.... well, I remember my wife's cologne and think of her when I smell it. Your husband will think of you each time he walks into a men's room or by a homeless man...
I thought you were talking about a strange fetish, and maybe it is. Maybe you're a dom and want to show control? I had an ex that liked me to spit in his mouth to show that he was just there to be used by me. Other than sex, our relationship was normal and loving.
I feel it's totally normal cause once you get in to a long term relationship you want to try and do new things everyday so it's like u totally like to tease him but if he minds it you should consider stopping this habit if not then that's alrighr
I love to smell farts and assholes too. I use to smell gf farts and then my wifes but she and I don't fuck anymore.
I suck cock with other married guys now and sometimes if a guys ass smells good I'll rim his hole. I'd rather it have a little funk too it. I love to have a dick in my mouth and my nose up his ass!
@Mk4900 Be glad of your goreous wife. I wish I had a wife like her! I'd have a lot of fun with her farting and love her even more ;)
Wow! This is the highest number of comments to a post That I've ever seen. You must be very proud. I've posted the joys of face farting many times to mixed reviews on this site. You husband must be a fart freak like I am. My wife likes to blow a loud stinky one right in my face. What turns her own is when I lick her asshole right after. So lay that on your hubby. Gets me rock hard and my wife so fucking wet and juicy I could slide my whole fist in her. Her farting is great fore play for us. No this is not normal. But do you think we give a fuck? Keep them stinkers going babe. And thanks for sharing.
I'd LOVE it I wanna meet you I would voluntarily sniff all your farts bury my face in your panties and beg for them
well i wish guys would fart in my face so i guess i would say it's normal. turnabout is fair play.
I have a strict rule in the house. If my wife ever farts, she gets it anally, right on the spot. I lick it to lube it and wham. However all these years, it hasn't worked. She farts more than ever. I'm at my wits end.
if my other half did this to me I swear to god i'd kick him out of the house lmao! This is so wrong, but so hilarious. ever tried farting after eating chinese and indian takeaway?! now thats nasty!....oh, this isn't normal either :D
Your either very pissed off at your husband and your trying to punish him OR your very kinky. Have you ever sat on his face?
I for one think its totally normal, I would totally smell a hot fart in bed....
when holding hands with my girlfriend I put the back of her hand on my ass and farted on it
*laughs uncontrollably* You sure you're not a troll 'cause that's the most comical thing I've read today. Buut, assuming that this wasn't a post made for the lolz, I guess it is, I kinda like my own farts.
You know you're comfortable in your relationship when you can fart in front of your man without feeling embarrassed about it. We fart in front of each other all the time, who cares? It doesn't feel good to hold your farts in. It's human nature. Just make sure you don't shit your pants.
WOW! Maybe you won't believe me, but I have this kind of fetish and I love when girls fart in front of me, or on me... So I bet I'd love your smelly farts :) I wouldn't mind being dutch ovened by you ;)
Once I was eating a girl out doggystyle and all of a sudden her asshole gaped open and poofed air out. It almost didnt even seem like a fart and didnt smell at all. Actually made me hornier. during sex, farts are sexy. on the couch watching tv, just silly.
I AM UR HUSBAND and the time had come to tell the truth.... I hate it!!
Jk obviously,
Oh oh omg i cant stop laughing i think I'm waking up my wole family ! Ur sick! Nobody's farts smell good except mine!!
To find a woman who is proud of her butt and desires to have it enjoyed every way possible by her lover would be a fantasy come true. Licking her after she pees would also be a pleasure.
Are we dogs? Humans don't do that. A woman tries to look good attractive, wears lipstick, covers herself with scent, perfume. And then she throws all that out of the window by forcing her wimp to smell her farts? Get a life.
Sheesh!
It's perfectly fine, I like to open my wife's butt cheeks wide and sniff anyway.. she doesn't mind. Everyone has different preferences.
Yup it's normal. But childish and WOMEN ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FART. (women can fart but not "on purpose"). imo Women are supposed to be gracious :) Stop the farting stuff.. really.
It has never happened to me in 37 years of marriage.
IF IT WAS ACCIDENTLY I would just ignore it.
If it was done on purpose with the covers lifted up I would refuse to sleep with him until it stopped and would want a apology. I WOULD THINK OF IT AS A SIGN OF DISRESPECT AND IMMATURITY AND THINK HE OR SHE NEEDS TO GET SOME MANNERS. Katherine
I fart in front of my cats face, he always twicthes his nose and runns away ;(
I think its normal, but most people think I'm not normal lol. I have a fart fetish. I love men and women farting in my face, specially up my noes. I get my bf to fart in my face often. Your husbands soooo lucky. I'd love a woman's fart! Hehe
Oh dear...
Uh, you may want to discuss this with ur husband...
....
Or with a doctor.
if you're getting back at him :p or if your're trying to mess with him.. if not it's not normal
ha, everyone knows girls don't fart!.... but some dude here said he licks his girls asshole....sick fucker....but for real if you really get that comfortable with your husband that he likes you blastin ass gas in his face...ya'll are a couple of dysfunctional weirdos....thats my opinion=/
I'm surprised you even have a husband if you act like that! I imagine you're really fat and unattractive too!
It's ok. I make my gf suffer. She gets a facefull of spicy flavoured ass when I have to cut it.
It's normal to make people want to suffer. Especially from asscheese smells.
I always wondered what would happen if I did that to my boyfriend even if it's really weird! Lol :)
Is it normal I like to drink my own urine?
No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and i like the taste
a pretty girl can fart in my face any day any nite under covers hell watchin tv it turns me on for s sexy ass to fart on me
Hmm sounds quite dominant.. Does he like it at all? I mean this could be a new thing for you guys to do..
That is just sad very sad =p poor man wanna smell vegetarian farts there smellyyyyy
LMAO!!!!! thats fuckin HILARIOUS!!!
(and no...i dont think that is normal)
i think, if he has a sense of humor, he sd find it pretty funny. he can hold his nose for a few seconds.
Does he like them? I think it's fuckin Hilarious! Maybe he gets a buzz? Fart addiction. Coming down he feels like shit. haha! Does he suck them out of your ass? I picture him actually puckering up and sucking out the gas directly in kinda like a Bong hit. Wow!
What a rush. Basically a fart is air that passes by a piece of shit. Why tease him with the smell? Just take a dump and make him a shit sandwich. Then smell his breath and see if you like that smell. OH! Remember one thing!
Farts are highly FLAMABLE!! It's pure methane gas. Be careful! I found that the only farts that smell OK are your own. If you are not careful your husband just might turn into an old fart. AR AR
I do that to my husband all the time. He says my fart smells worst then a guy farts.
my boyfriend does that to me and i like it. im not sure that ur bf/partner likes it though
If your husband doesn`t get turned off by this why not??? after all love is not made from a fart, your husband loves you for who you are, and that`s the matter....cheer up
Biggest turn of ever for him, i'd get a restraining order on you. I just whiteyed everywhere.
That's what the Dutch oven is for, you are suffering, but at least you're doing it together.
Well all I can say is that is different.And if your going to do that than make shore it really smells
Sorry but no. I understand everyone has his habits or whatever but personaly, no.
So normal I also give my hubby the pleasure of my morning glory whereby I usually sound a very loud yet not so tainted fart every morning as his wake up call
hahhaha this is called a dutch oven me and my friends do it all the time at sleepover...lol
Basically you can do what you want with a consenting partner (with some exceptions of course). Maybe you have other similar interests like that (you know what I mean?) I won't assume anything. If it doesn't bother your husband then who cares.
If I said that you weren't normal, I'd have to come up with some other justification for why *I* do it.
XD
That's so gross. I don't even fart around my friends and family let alone WANT someone to smell it.
hahahaha my husband and i do that to eachother to get eachother mad and for fun but not seriously to enjoy it. god thats fkn nasty hahahaha lolol but its funny!
OMG! My mom's ex bf used to do that to her! And HE thought it was sooooo funny. My mom would be grossed out but she knew he was play'n with her! Still GROSS!!!
i don't know if you are normal.
most probably not.
but it's quite funny. (funny as in the laughing funny)
I don't really think this is normal ? If your husband thinks it's funny, I guess it's alright, but I think the typical response would be disgust.
Super odd. I wouldnt want that to happen if i slept with ANY girl that im with!!! It's kinda rude in a way too if u think about it (besides farting at tha dinner-table)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH thats really funny lol and yet REALLY disgusting
haha my mum and dad do that 2! Yes i am telling the truth. i consider it normal since i grew up with that and also find it funny
At least he doesn't have to be embarrassed to fart around you. Most guys hate having to hold it in or go somewhere else.
uh hu hu hu hu hu funny. You need to hold his head under the covers and blow a nice one by him.
Hahaha you... Are a legend! Just made my day. But keep it up fartmystro
I dont care what anyoen says i know anyoen whos been alive atleast 16 years has got atleast 1 loved one to smell their farts
PS I LIKE YOU you make me giggle