I like to poop on the ground. normal?

i like to poop on the ground but other people think its weird. i dont know what else to do. HELP!

thats stupid. 45
im the same way! 80
yea its normal. 59
no its not normal 95
you are f****n wrong dude! 112
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  • Imposturously_yours

    My dog used to poop on the ground too. But he died.

    Now you remind me of him and those thick, massive turds he used to leave on other people's front lawns.

    omg, I'm so sad. Poop wherever you want, my furry friend! Chase the newspaper kid, lick your balls and most of all -be free!

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    • robbieforgotpw

      That was nice to let your dog dump in other people's yards. Why mess up your own yard right?

      That's why some people will make it a point to tell people with dogs, "KEEP MOVING" when they see them stop in front of their yard.

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      • Imposturously_yours

        Well, I didn't exactly walk him... he was a big, scary looking thing. And when you're a big, scary looking thing -you can do whatever you want. I think it works for humans too..

        Luckily none of my neighbours owned a shotgun. 0_0

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  • Avant-Garde

    Why don't you transform your bathroom to look like the outdoors?

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  • alv1592

    Why are my troll senses suddenly tingling?

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    That's not entirely normal, however if you are doing it in private rather than IN FRONT of your friends and you are doing it in an area where people do not have to smell it or risk stepping on it then enjoy, I guess.

    Not that much weirder than the people who post stories about taking a whiz off their balcony.

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    • Shackleford96

      Oh come on, pooping on the ground and whizzing off a balcony are two completely different things and the pooping thing is definitely weirder!

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  • Andrew256

    I was fishing one time at this lake and I had to shit really bad. There was this pile of junk that people had been adding to for a while and there was a microwave. I turned it with the door facing up, opened it and used it like a toilet.

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  • naughty_rosie

    While camping sometimes I fertilize the plants with my poop lol.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    your bum must be so dirty

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  • AbnormallyAwesome

    I preffere the classic way. But I read that being seeted while pooping is actually an unnatural position and cowering would be much healthyer.

    Who knows?

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I work in a store where we do not have public restrooms so we have people who think it's okay to urinate in the dressing room and let their kids poop on the floor. Compared to what a lot of indecent people do, your story sounds pretty normal.

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    • drugsrbadmkay

      If your store doesn't offer restrooms to its customers I'd say pissing on the floor is fair game. Poos are a bit too much though.

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  • Out of the crazy things I've encountered in this asylum, I'd say your shenanigans are normal in comparison.

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  • bumblecreek

    When I read this, I laughed so hard I almost peed. It's just really funny actually picturing it and seeing other people's reactions.

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  • yeyaman

    And also if you saw my account i put on here that i had a child who likes shitting so good job internet. i cant be 10 years old who also has a kid and a wife. (Though it is possible)

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  • yeyaman

    Idk if i said this yet but everything on my account was fake lol. But, I do know of people who have this fetish and i was TRYING to make them feel better but this whole fucking site is messed up. Ill stick with reddit thank u very much.

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  • Clambones

    Don't do that. Someday someone might rub your nose into it.

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  • swordfish

    you have some kind of weird pooping fettish. it's not normal. if you can't just stop it on your own, seek help. seriously this is WAY disgusting and i don't see how anywone would want to be with you

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  • iin2want2know

    Remove your current toilet and install one like they use in India. Problem solved

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  • NothingxCrazy

    Omg.. guys look.. a talking dog! :O

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  • keeka_renea13

    Trif...

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  • sega31098

    If you go to some developing countries you can see this happening.

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  • yeyaman

    hey did you know that shiting was suposed to be in a crouching position for all line on earth?

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  • Isolated

    Are you getting in touch with your primitive instincts?

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  • drumandpickchick

    LOL!! I was on an elk hunt yesterday and my husband and I were talking and laughing about this exact subject right after I hung my butt off a fallen tree trunk. I decided don't mind it as long as it's not messy and I have TP in my gear bag.

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  • LesserKnownCharacter

    Yes. YES.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Remove your commode and have an Indian style toilet built instead. Problem solved.

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  • so what you just shit anywhere you feel like shitting even outside

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    • yeyaman

      i do, usually

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      • is it legal to do that outside in public

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  • TheKidB

    It's just a primal urge releasing itself. We alm have our own, most people forget we used to be uncivilized wild animals before civilization came into affect

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