I like to pretend hot dogs are penlses

I like squirting mayonaissa on my breasts as I suck on hot dogs and put them up my butt. I'm male IIN?

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Based on 56 votes (19 yes)
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Comments ( 8 )
  • mysistersshadow

    No but your not hurting anyone. Enjoy.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    what the fuck is a penlses?

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  • CreamPuffs

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

    At least you're not pretending they are penises and eating them... That would be disturbing.

    Keep doing your thing I guess. Have fun...?

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  • ThingTwo

    You're being insensitive to hot dogs. Hot dogs deserve courtesy too.

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  • Carlton03

    Another bullshit
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  • Rusty-Rider

    Do you take the hot dogs out of the package or shove in the whole dozen at once?

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  • maaximum

    Well it might be ok if your practicing gag reflex lol

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  • ayyamlao

    Tasty, i wanna try one of your shit dogs...

    btw hot dogs are kinda soft, like a flaccid penis, so how the fuck do you even push that shit into your rectum without mushing all that porky goodness?

    also do you leave it inside? do you shit it out? do you eat them after to be kinky?

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