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If I'm approaching a random pedestrian from far I 'll begin to hunch my back and bare my teeth and make my movements rigid to intimidate the person and show them I'm tough. If this doesn't work (which is rare) I let saliva seep between my teeth. Sometimes I pop a squat in front of girls and pound my chest until I'm bruised.
I read "pop" as "poop" for a second! At least, you don't pop a squat and mark your territory in front of them.
Wait, you do all that, to show them you're 'tough'? Hahahahahahaha jesus dude, you're not tough, you're crazy! That's the most hilerious thing I've ever heard, and it certainly won't convince anyone that you're tough. Believe me.
Sounds pretty odd, but the hilarity makes up for it. I'd probably piss myself laughing if I someone did that to me, to be honest.
Its normal if you do it to get people not to sit next to you in the movie theater or to stand away from you in lines.
When Im at the movies I fake cough and mumble about "TB test results", and it usually works.