I like to stick my penis in coke bottles, iin?

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well it started when i was 6 and i realised that sex was important, i wasnt aloud to have sex so i used a coke bottle and it felt amazing, where it grips my penis and i have to ram it off and when the coke splashes up on my penis, the fizz makes me squirt everywhere, then the wierd thing is that i like to drink the coke after ive squirted in it. please help me, i think im fine but do you?

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Pencil penis in real life.

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  • Ono
    12 years ago

    Someone giving a blow job with a mouthful of coke or Pepsi or whatever does feel pretty awesome. I can't imagine even the smallest penis fitting in the bottle opening though.

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  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago

    just don't stick them in your bum. it can create a vacuum and then you'll have this kind of suction issue and things getting stuck and then an embarrassing trip to the e.r. not to mention it can shatter while in your rectum. just promise me you won't do that, okay?

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    • JustDave
      12 years ago

      If you stick a couple Mentos in your ass first, removal is automatic.

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  • Happypwnstar
    12 years ago

    How come this gets accepted but they wont let me put oene up about me liking to eat my own ass hole!?!?!

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  • dom180
    12 years ago

    It would never fit. Yo' be trollin', boy!

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  • Tehboss
    12 years ago

    bad trolling is bad :( not blievable enough

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    Your weiner is small enough to fit in a bottle? Something tells me you be trollin homie.

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    • MarieWantsIt
      12 years ago

      I agree. He'd get lost in me lol

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    O_o

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  • Suckyy5dolaaa
    12 years ago

    mmmmmmmmm

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  • MythologicalMoose
    12 years ago

    Fawk yeah! Take that bottle to town. Lol

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Ya i enjoy shoving my dick in sharp metal objects too -_-

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  • lkjhgfd
    12 years ago

    you wild'n

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  • piman
    12 years ago

    Lol true^

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  • Ldizzy1234
    12 years ago

    I think this is a joke.

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  • That_Guy_From_The_Party
    12 years ago

    I call fake.

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