I love crack

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This drug has literally given me superpowers! I have lost 10 pounds this month alone, and I don't even need to sleep anymore! And I am so much smarter, so smart that everyone else cannot even understand the level of my genius. Crack has made me into a godlike being who is fully spiritually enlightened and awakened, and anyone who doesn't believe me can suck my balls

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Based on 28 votes (13 yes)
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  • bigbudchonga
    4 years ago

    You have to inject it into your ballsack dude. It's the only way to get to a higher plain.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      I just did. I feel fucking amazing!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago

    whats yalls monthly crack budget?

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  • Carfentanil
    4 years ago

    Crack is actually relatively tame compared to a high dose IV injection of powder cocaine hydrochloride.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      I'll definitely try injecting it in powder form then! I never thought of that before, but thanks for the tip! This is going to be awesome!

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  • brutus
    4 years ago

    Thats what Sigmund Freud said about coke too.

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    • Ummitsstillme
      4 years ago

      Funny you brought up sucking balls...

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      • brutus
        4 years ago

        ??

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    If you just started recently, I don't blame you for thinking this. You're merely still at the high point of the crack path's inevitable decline.

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  • Sarajeremy
    4 years ago

    You'll be sucking cock for crack soon

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Crack is wack!

    https://youtu.be/LpJeIpcre7A

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