I love my fish

I have a fish and i love her so much i put water in my mouth and let it swim around =] =] is it normal

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  • thats kind of wierd, but dangerous, one fuck up and your fishy will be swimming in acid which is probably the most painful way to die

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    • kellster123

      that has to be the funnies shit ive heard all day

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    • Stephh

      :(

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  • Artanis22

    your fish prolly hates you.

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  • bgirl888

    If you want to keep your pet in your mouth,
    Your pet should be a potato chip.

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  • buriedalive

    what happens if you cough or something?

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  • Lettuce12345

    What happens if it poops?!

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    • someonenotkelly

      ewwwww

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  • russellnb

    I don't see anything at all strange about this. I have friends that I would like to put in my mouth

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    • Quiblum

      . . . i bet you dooo, i bet you do.

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    • cremeegg

      Made me lol :')

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    • OT3P_Wolf

      I bet you do, and I do too!

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  • Stephh

    I dont cough am extra careful i dont want to hurt my baby :( :) x

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  • haleyxbailey

    i suggest not doing that. it cant be safe for either of you and it must be scary for the little guy. i love my fish too but i wouldnt do that. plus what if he poops? ew

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  • Powerfrog

    thats cute, weird, awesome and flucked up all rolled into one, and you deserve this ROFL, now, those are hard to come by but you earned that one, now, no, its not normal but its so cute i think you should carry on.

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    • Stephh

      thank you ;)

      well i stopped ,
      poor fishy is getting old
      and now has atheritis argh his poor fins, :|

      bet they ache all the time ;)

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    • underager

      Yes, I agree 100%
      So cute and weird all at once :)

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    • EfulgentAnomaly

      LOL

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  • You could get a infection called "Salmonella"
    It's extremely dangerous.
    I even think that you have Down-Symdrome.

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  • Thecarp

    Get a puffer fish

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  • Dr.Rockzo

    A million miles from nowhere,
    Dragon lance burns hot,
    In the fire of a horse's ghost, a minnow would be lost,
    Cha-ch-ch-ch-changes.
    Mmmhm.

    Titts
    A fish
    A fish with titts
    Titty fish

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  • Coold

    I loved my dog so much i let it hump my arm.
    We all love something right?

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    • nobody94

      umm.... that is just gross, why on earth would you let a dog hump your arm... that is gross especially if it finished on you. I think the fish thing is cute but u can get some wierd things happening to you and also dont drink the fish poop.

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  • HairsprayQueen

    ..what if you eat it O_O

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    • russellnb

      did you mean eat her or eat her?

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  • God...fish are the most BORING pets to have. You can't even interact with them, as you just watch them slowly swim around in their aquatic paradise.

    All I see in a fish is...

    Dinner!

    =D

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    • JonnyLeBleu

      looks like someone found a way to interact with a fish. just try not to smallow the poor criter

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    • yadayada

      Fish are friends, not food!

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    • RedRabbit

      hahahaha wonderfull! "in their aquatic paradise"

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  • lurvejazz

    you are totally insane, not normal at all.
    are you like, KIDDING?
    becus if its a joke, it will be a nice one.
    But if this is for real, please, stop it. Love your fish, then feed it NICER & HIGHER-CLASS food :D
    letting it swim in your mouth doesn't show your love for the fish:)

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  • SisoXD

    how big is your mouth :O

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    • Stephh

      very bigg ^^

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      • godfather1993anonymous

        have ever let snakes get in there;) im talkin bout pythons;)

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  • melvino

    get a bigger fish so it cant swim inside ur mouth.

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  • mluker

    And did you say your fish has arthritis??? Are y serious? How the fuck would anyone know that ? Did ya take it to the vet??? What a weird person u are

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  • mluker

    Did someone say they used to have tons of fun watching fish swim for hours??? I would rather watch a car rust. Lol what a useless childhood u must have had. Lol

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  • Haha sushi.

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    • Haha living sushi

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  • ToriGaelle

    I just can't stop laughing

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  • silvermoon

    lol wow... cute, your definatly one hell of an animal lover :P but hey I got a dog I love more then just about anything so from one animal lover to another...

    carry on! :D

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    • Krenn

      Agreeing with this person.

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  • GreyScale

    You do realize that you and your fish will get diseases from the mouth thing. :/ And more than likely, your fish won't survive when it gets sick.

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  • ThroughRock

    Normal

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  • Celebi1

    Fish are really fragile animals. My brother used to have pet fish and had tons of fun just watching them swim for hours. I could never bring myself to even pick one up. How can you stand having something like that in your mouth? It's a little strange, but if it makes you and the fish happy I suppose there's nothing wrong with it. Just keep being careful. Me? I'll stick to petting my cat. :)

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  • michelle78

    It's pretty cute that you do that, but in reality you need to stop. Your mouth has digestive juices in it and doing this over a period of time could really hurt your fish. They have protective slime coat which could be eaten away by those enzymes.

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    • Stephh

      ohhhh , pooor fishy i have stopped now , :)

      i just stroke it

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  • SwallowingDiamonds

    Cute..... but weird.
    xD

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  • jimmyhsieh

    Well, I guess being an animal lover is normal, but try doing other stuff, because maybe your fish doesn't like being inside your mouth (also, it's pretty dangerous, you might choke or something). Maybe you can play with your fish (petting it, etc.), or buy it some stuff, like rings (those rings which fish can swim through), or some decorative things. Well, hope this helps ya :D. My first comment.

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  • fucking wicked ive never met anyone who can do that

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  • mysteriousgurl333

    U R GOIN TO KILL UR FISH SOMEDAY
    TRUST ME

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  • Treynine

    Yep that's normal did you also know its normal to let your fish swim in your cereal bowl while your eating breakfast?

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  • mrkrule

    Maybe you love your fish, the real question is, do you love yourself?

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  • xoxochick

    lol that's so funny but not normal...

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  • Beast70

    your fish probably hates you and is going to probably die.. I had a fish he loved me you know why because was not putting it in my fucking mouth dumbass

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  • mmcrob94

    This is funny.

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  • FionnaCakeFan

    That's normal! My grandmother said that fishies make you relaxed when you look at them, but I got a dog

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  • lalaaa

    This is sooooooooo cuuuute!!!
    Your fish must be lovely...i want try this
    :-D

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  • yourmom12345

    Don't worry I love my fish sooo much that I have sexytime with it.......

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  • superjason88

    Would you put my cock in your mouth and let that swim around too?

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  • fyinight1

    how do u catch the fish firstly ?

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  • edgarsbabe

    What if it like,shits in your mouth?your kinda fucked then.ah.idk 'bout you but, i personally DONT luke fish shit in my mouth, BUT THATS JUST MY OPINION

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  • lionvswolf

    oh i do it all the time. also with my dog, my other dog, my mouse, my horse, my wolf, my parrot, my cat and my little hamster.
    They love it.

    CONCLUSION: STOP PUTTING FISH IN YOUR MOUTH, IF THE'YRE STILL ALIVE.

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  • And then you'll accidently gag and Swallow your beloved fish.

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  • barbiie.qirl15

    lmaooo thats so cool ! is it fun ? im serious :DD

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  • jennzismiles

    Groooooooose

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  • Uuum, I'm pretty sure that you AND your fish will die soon

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  • LiveAndLearn696

    This is fucking funny.

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  • peace&chaos

    Haha! This page made me laugh really hard :D I think the love for your fish is sweet. As long as you aren't hurting him/her/it then you should be happy with your fishy :)

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  • ramenthief

    hi im a great animal lover too lol i love my cute little puppies theyre so cute i got 9 of em since big momma gave birth i let them swim in my mouth too lol

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  • Vhuggz

    I burst out laughing when I finished the sentence.

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  • lilrebel80

    You need love :(

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  • pain123

    Gulp...

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  • After you kill this fish, try a "Fugu" next.

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  • PoisonFlowers

    Omfg I can't believe this is still the top story and I haven't been here in a year or thereabouts xD

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  • LOL hot :P
    I love how ppl think this is real

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  • squirrelizer

    Haha lol. I had a fish once and when I was was cleaning the tank, in the sink, I accidentally dropped it in a glass of milk and he died:( what a sad moment that was

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  • MrsPringle

    Please, STOP putting it in your mouth! You seem like a nice person and if you keep on letting it swim in your mouth, you and the fish will get a disease and most likely DIE!! Yes, death is a scary thing... Scared?

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  • xxxMissFitxxx

    I like blowfish.

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  • Melloman#2

    probably pisses and shits in your mouth too

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  • geburgess2

    HOLY FUCK BALLZ!!!

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  • That's actually kind of sweet. Yes, it is normal, it seems like a really affectionate thing to do, to let your fish swim in your mouth :)

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  • shortstuff=D

    That episode on 1000 ways to dye she got the fish stuck down her throat hahahaXD

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  • IINuser

    maybe that's a little too much love

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  • Yea it's normal as long as you don't eat her(:

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  • AvoidingMirrors

    well isn't that kinky :/
    no thats just no

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  • mluker

    Your- neighbor--- what a fag u are

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  • mluker

    I haven't heard anyone say sheesh in sooooooooooo long. That's awesome

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  • mluker

    I wanna see u do this. Put it on you tube

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  • changes123

    She can always throw it up, if it goes down. sheesh people.

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  • pentigram

    Poor fishy!! =[

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  • BULLHORN9

    I think that you truly love your fish if you are willing to try and merge yourselves together

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  • lacrosse

    What happens when it dies? Are you gonna have a funeral or something? Haha good luck with all your weird/cute fish fun

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  • scouseruk1210

    omg i cant stop laughing! 1 time i loved my hamster so much i put it in my mouth and i did cough...... how i miss him now :((

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  • English-Beefy

    LOL Your crazy in love! best of luck to you!

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  • gako

    LOL!

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  • SALADS

    Yeah I do that all the time, except they tend to swim downstream sometimes. :(

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  • Dontt do that!
    Pretend yourr the fishyy
    (I am a fellow fish lover;)
    He//she mightt be afraid of all the dark around them.):
    Nott good.
    D;
    Stomach acid tooo!

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  • SomethingInteresting

    I think it's normal to love your pet :) Just don't swallow it,okay?

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  • Christoph

    itll be fun having ya own lil fish tank in ya stomarch, then my fish are part of me. =D =D =D

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  • Junk-Food-Night

    Fuck up and your fish will be in a very dark lonely place.

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  • Cheesewizkid321

    Not normal but if you enjoy it, just please avoid swallowing.

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  • FakinRetards

    :DDD put it in your mouth?? :D don't swallow it though

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  • chunkybongo

    I have 3 fish ^^ I love them so much i juggle them

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  • sabo

    wow... you r lucky have yr love with you evenry time... if you love a gal then??

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  • XJayX

    Loving your fish is normal, but puting it in your mouth is gross. You could get a disease or something!

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  • oquenbe

    buy two betta fishes and put them in your mouth them come back and let me know how that went

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  • Do you let your dog swim in your mouth? Just to be careful with my katana if I know it's you cause if I see someone jogging with a dog and a pail of water in their mouth I'm killing them.

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    • Ok. I'm really stealthy and one night I'll wait for you to put it in yer mouth so I can scare the living shit out of you until you swallow the living shit and the living shit tries to run back to the intestines through your mouth and step on the fish then you will puke but there is nothing in your stomach and acid will come out so your fish will die stepped on, melting and has a faceful of moving breathing shit.

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  • HuxleyYards

    this is one of my favorite IIN because ITS SO GREAT!!! hahah its super funny. i think it's completely normal *said while holding in GREAT amounts of laughter*

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  • unameko

    yummmmmmm poke`.

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  • Kittycat101

    ummmmm hmmmmm, that fish is gonna get diseases form your mouth dude D:

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  • UserFriendlyDrug

    It's normal to love your fish . . . but putting her in your mouth? Really? Does the fish really like that? ._.

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  • boogdar

    That has to be freaking scary for the fish. Just sayin'...

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  • deviLzZ

    LOL.5 minutes have passed and im still laughin =) poor fish LMAO

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  • mephisto

    If you love your fish, don't put it in your mouth. it's not good for the fish. Otherwise, if you love your fish so much, there are other places you could put it. Just fill your gaping snatchola w/ water & let it swim around--after all it's a fishy environment anyway so it's compatible. Enjoy!

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  • panda:)

    that cant be normal.Have you ever thought about how it can hurt your fish? If you love it so much then you should take better care of it. I love animals too but not that much.

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  • sydney15

    What if you swallow him? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL THEN?????!!!!!

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  • xpollysaurasrexx

    o.e

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  • rfgggg

    hey let me give some advice that im going to try to give to every one...there is NO SUCH THING AS NORMAL...we are human beings we are all different in our own ways.....so if putting a fish in your mouth and NOT eating it is what floats your boat then go ahead...every one has something that other people think of as weird or abnormal.....because to be abnormal there has to be normal...and since we are humans and there is no normal we are all abnormal......

    /end rant

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  • Polydactyl

    That's the closest to bestiality you can get without crossing the line...

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  • stealthssination1017

    Hey I saw that on Mr. Bean! Really the one with the baby and he got a goldfish but the bag leaked so he had to put it in his mouth?

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  • dice

    no thats not normal

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  • precious13

    2 B HONEST IDONT THINK THATS NORMAL BCUZ ITS A ANIMAL WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF BACETRIA.N IF U BROUGHT A TANK OR WAT EVER 4 IT THEN Y WOULD U PUT IT N UR MOUTH? THATS JUS NASTY 2 ME BUT CHA NO DATS JUS MY OPINION.

    *GET A LIFE WITHOUT UR FISH*

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    • Your_Neighbor

      >.> I don't think it's normal to be typing in caps and sounding like an idiot..........anyways I firmly believe what you're doing is degrading to both the fish and mankind, you better stop before you swallow it one day.

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  • DcMithra

    not to be mean but the fish probaly hates u because ur allways harrasing it D: dont get sad about it its just my opinion -.- oh and its not normal :O (i think)

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  • DcMithra

    my fish are so boring i forget they even live, ur gonna get a disease from putting it in ur mouth :L just becareful LOL :D

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  • shakenbake855

    lmfao

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  • TIGHT

    Yummi! I like fish.

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  • wtf is wrong with u?are u crazy.thats not what you call love for a pet anymore,its what i call INSANE

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  • YOURaFREAK

    i let electric eels swim in my anal passage!!!

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  • IveGotBallsOfSteal

    That's very insane lol. No i'm just kidding. A bit out there though. Ever see A Fish Called Wanda?

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  • Jocke

    is he dead now?

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  • Also, I'm pretty sure fish can carry yucky diseases from their water bowl....you're drinking algae....

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    • godfather1993anonymous

      not unless she has a plecostomus

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    • Stephh

      its niceeeeee :)

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  • OMG well I'm sorry to say that it's probably not mutual!!! The fish is probably scared shitless when you do that, you're tormenting the poor thing!! And the way that fish move around alot you will someday end up swallowing him by mistake!!! If you really love your fish THAT much (which is not normal, they're so boring) then stop that habit so it will live long enough and like you back!!!

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    • Stephh

      :( i still love my fishhy

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  • OT3P_Wolf

    The fish thing sounds cool, I wonder what it's like for the fish??? O_o!

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  • StupidKidd95

    lmao. you enjoy eating fish shit. :P

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  • Ferrets

    Mm, doncha just love the taste of fish pee in your mouth?

    Remember, don't swallow.

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  • MTsky

    ...yeahhhh, you should probably not do that. What if you hiccup and scare the shit out of it (literally). Can you say fecal-borne infectionnnn?

    Not normal.

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    • Mascus

      That's amazing

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  • GeraldMossman

    Yum

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  • Spritzy

    ...HAHAHAHA.
    It's cute. Only if you're a little kid or a cartoon character.

    But it probably isn't for you.

    NOT normal.

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  • Redanddead

    Fish are friends not food

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  • neobonnie

    I'm guessin you spit and don't swallow then lol

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