I love satan

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Is it normal that I absolutelylove satan? I even talk to him during school sometimes or whenever i need to talk to someone. He is the only person that understands my ways of thinking, and he makes me feel much more better when I'm down. My pop was very sick, and my family were all stressed out, and they were all taking there stress out on me, calling me names, yelling at me and bullying me. I couldnt take it anymore, so I told Satan that I wanted my pop to die so that my family wont have any stress to take out on me. And then he died the next day. Fair to say, i was the happiest person alive when that happened.
I just love Satan. Please no haters or foul language, I just wanted to see if anyone else has this love sensation to Satan like i do?

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  • Goomats
    11 years ago | pl

    If you believe in Satan, then you know, by his very nature, that he will fuck you over in the end because he is evil.
    If you only believe in science, then you would know that psychologically you are identifying with the worst personality in our collective culture.

    Either way, you are fucked. Please find someone else to talk to.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    You sound like some dumb ass teenager try to be "different" or "scary".

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  • Cul-de-sac_Nightmare
    11 years ago

    I'll pray for you.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      Don't encourage fairy tales.

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      • Cul-de-sac_Nightmare
        11 years ago

        You encourage fairy tales with your revisionist lies. Fuck you. My grandfather isn't a liar.

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          Yes, he is. Unfortunately for you, I have facts. You have stories.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Tell the devil that I will cut off his horns. He will bow at my feet or I will rip out his knees.

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  • DolphinAngel
    11 years ago

    Satan is not real!

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    • DolphinDevil
      11 years ago

      I am the Devil! I am real! At least I think so^^

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      • .Satan.
        11 years ago

        Nope, that is me.

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    • PuppyPower
      11 years ago

      God ain't real!

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    • iin2want2know
      11 years ago

      That is what Satan wants you to think.

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      • DolphinAngel
        11 years ago

        Sure!

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    • cassiehb
      11 years ago

      do you have evidence?

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      • DolphinAngel
        11 years ago

        That is religious people logic... To say something is real you have to have a proof... So long there is no proof it's not real for me!

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        • Legion
          11 years ago

          just because we have no evidence for something doesn't mean it doesn't exist, but it also doesn't say it exists either.

          the question of gods existence,(of lack of) does depend on your definition of what god is or could be.
          this is the question i am trying to find.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Satan worships me.

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  • The_Devil
    11 years ago

    And I love you.

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  • messed_up_guy
    11 years ago

    He is the rough beast. Beware.

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  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    You must be the coolest person around

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  • cantheist
    11 years ago

    You're only an atheist because you know you're going to hell and want to deny it.

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    • cassiehb
      11 years ago

      an atheist is someone that doesnt believe in heaven or hell..

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      • cantheist
        11 years ago

        No shit sherlock

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        • cassiehb
          11 years ago

          so in that case, i cant go to hell

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    You are severely retarded and I think you should stab yourself.

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  • Xfing
    6 years ago

    Of course it's normal to love Satan. On top of being quite a huggable fella, he lets you drink, fuck and have fun. He also invented cheap wine and anal, how can you not love the dude?

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  • Cutiewutiewoo666
    9 years ago

    Some ppl r pathetic

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt
    11 years ago

    I laughed my ass off at this.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    a bunch of forget-me-nots outside my door

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  • Imposturously_yours
    11 years ago

    "I even talk to him during school" <--- See, here's your problem. You'll grow up :)

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    • cassiehb
      11 years ago

      nah, sorry i cant see the problem, since i dont even have a problem

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  • RaeRaebaby
    11 years ago

    Damn. Kid you have issues... not that you love Satan but that you asked for your father to die for you're own selfish reasoning. For every religious junky or bible banger, Grow the hell up and leave those who don't believe the fuck alone. You sin just as much if not worse than an atheist. To all those who believe in Atheist religion, Same for you, leave them alone! they only bother you because you intaginize it. Make love not war my friends. Religion and money are the 2 number 1 things that cause war.

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    • cassiehb
      11 years ago

      it wasnt my father, it was my pop and my reason's werent selfish..

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      • RaeRaebaby
        11 years ago

        So people would leave you alone... That's not selfish to you? You're just a kid who wants attention

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        • cassiehb
          11 years ago

          I was getting bullied. Physically and mentally. I couldn't take it know more. It was either his life or mine. Do you consider children that took their life away from getting bullied selfish? No. So why me? My situation is exactly the same as that

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  • kelili
    11 years ago

    You are absolutely craving for some attention. Try making some real friends and go out with them.

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    • cassiehb
      11 years ago

      I am absolutely craving for attention... ahh no. This site is here for people to tell there stories, and that's what i do. It's not craving for attention

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      • kelili
        11 years ago

        I'm sorry if I'm wrong but that's the impression i get from reading your stories. it's as though you are trying so hard to be different that anything is good.

        You read in animal's mind, you love satan, you hate humans. Don't you think that it's a bit like someone who is emotionally unstable and who lacks attention and love? Yes I've read your profile and sincerely I think that you are just creating all this to look interesting on IIN but if it's not true then all that I have already said is.

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        • cassiehb
          11 years ago

          All my stories that i have put on this site all link up, so obviously they aren't false.This is a paragraph from the satanic bible "Satanism is a blatantly selfish, brutal philosophy. It is based on the belief that human beings are inherently selfish,
          violent creatures, that life is a Darwinian struggle for survival of the fittest, that only the
          strong survive and the earth will be ruled by those who fight to win the ceaseless competition,"
          That paragraph right there explains why i hate humans.

          In the dark arts of Satanism, you conquer a range of different abilities to connect with the non human species, since, Satanic people avoid human contact when possible (the reason we do so is in that paragraph from the Satanic bible). These abilities to connect with the non human species allows us to translate thoughts through animal minds into ours. So that right there explains the story how i can read an animals mind

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          • Legion
            11 years ago

            So, you hate mankind because you say they are selfish, and only you are supposed to be selfish?

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            • cassiehb
              11 years ago

              no, humans are selfish, there fore i am as well, but no one likes a selfish organism do they? No. So us, satanist, be satanist because inside of us we become a demon. Inside of us we are no longer human, so there fore we feel we are not selfish

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          • kelili
            11 years ago

            You have just proved that I am absolutely right in all my thoughts and saying

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Turn your heart away from such things and come to the light my child.

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    • cantheist
      11 years ago

      Why don't you help thanksforthefreecar to the light?

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Are they in need?

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        • cantheist
          11 years ago

          Yes. thanksforthefreecar is a scientologist.

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            Shall we pray for him/her?

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      "My child", why are religious folks so self serving? So pathetic you believe in this crap. Do you also believe in Santa and the tooth fairy?

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Your one to talk.... " hitler exported most of the Jews " and " I know facts "
        I have told you before that you are a contradiction personified. You continue to prove that.

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      • cantheist
        11 years ago

        You're only an atheist because you know you're going to hell.

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          I'm an Atheist because I know I'm going to Hell? Really, just think about what you just said....

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        • Xfing
          6 years ago

          One could just as well say you're only a believer, because you hope to go to heaven/are super afraid that your consciousness will cease forever after death....

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        No my son, Santa and the tooth fairy are wicked symbols that turn you away from the light.

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          Kaiser only knows a dark fantasy. One where his kind reign supreme. A fantasy of the damned.

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            Bless his heart my Jedi brother.

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            • [Old Memory]
              11 years ago

              I will cut his heart out and crush it in my fist.... All nazis must die

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            Do you Christian freaks take everything you say from star-wars?

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          The light huh? You're such a child.

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            In the end we will find out the truth. For now I will just pray for your soul my son.

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  • NothingSpecial
    11 years ago

    It's called being a pastel goth on tumblr who thinks referencing satan equals irony and edginess. Here's some pastel goth eye candy for you to fap to:

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jf4xYkGs1qzy6nko1_500.png

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  • cantheist
    11 years ago

    I love you too.

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    • thanksforthefreecar
      11 years ago

      nobody loves you

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      • kelili
        11 years ago

        Ha

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