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I go into tall buildings in big cities and then when the elevator gets crowded, I silently release horrendously stench-filled farts into the atmosphere. Then I crunch up my nose and look around to see "who farted" and look accusingly at the person behind me. Then I often burst into song, usually a song from a musical from the Ragtime era.
My boyfriend does this....
When he wants his farts to be especially smelly, he eat a big ribeye steak one night, then a prime rib the next night. On the third day he eats a bag of the Beef jerky nuggets about 5-7 hours before doing it.
He only does this once every month or two though. Its hilariously funny though, and he literally can make his farts silent, not sure how I've asked him for tips several times because there's a few ladies at my work whom I'd LOVE to do it to but mine make sounds LOL.
Normal. Funny too. Keep up the good work.
We are counting on you to confuse us in the elevator. Peace.
haha! i do the same. but i do it just before ive left the elevator then keep calling it back up/down. They musn't escape :D
Try to go to a community of dwarfs.
then they'll be height accordance with your ass.
Then blowwwww as hard as you can.hahahhahaha
I love you. I don't want to be in an elevator with you... but I love you.
I, too, am Irish. I pee green. I'm green with envy. Just started my job and I am green. Greeeeeeeeeen. And, also, after some good ol' corned beef and cabbage and a boiled potato, I emit huge clouds of poisonous ass-gass.
Today i was sad, but after reading your comment i am laughing so hard i farted.....you are so freakin funny....
I think I've been on an elevator with you. In the hospital you can cropdust and blame it on the patient.
Dude, I would absolutely love to see this happen. But maybe not the smell. This made me laugh so hard. :)
Well how would you feel if you were one of those other people in the elevator!!?
LMAO this made me laugh. I'd do that too but I can't purposely make myself fart. Too bad lol....
yes it is normal. be sure they will be silent. and be sure if they are silent that they are not squirters.
lol that is so funny i have never heard of anyone that did that ... you are the bomb
Hahahaha that's so funny. But I still hate you. I hate the smell of farts and I can't believe you do it intentionally that's disgusting. And inconsiderate
Ahhhhhhh. That was a knee slapped. I HAD THE MOST DIVINE PICTURE IN MY HEAD. AHHHHH I LOVE U
Very Normal you just like your jokes by the sounds of it you funny little devil
HAHAHAHAHA I cant stop laughing, I actually added this post to my favourites so i can show my friends tomororw HA! you legend!
Oh my god I laughed so much it hurts! I'm Irish going to New York Soon I hope I don't see u there lol
I have a mate that does just the same. Elevators, restauraunts, buses, you name it!
do you burst into song whilst in the elevator or when you're alone?
whatever the case, I'm in love with you.
Most normal thing in the world I do that every day on my commute to work and nobody every suspects me =]
hello dude, it's natural, am sure every one needs a lil thing "it's silent but deadly" ^_^ very epic dude !
I believe that you fart in elevators nut I don't believe that you start singing afterwards. But whether you do or don't, it's still funny
XD awesome
ima do that later but eat like 2 cans of beans and press all the buttons from bottom up :P
FEAR TEH STENCH!!!!!!
Shear Classic! This is best performed in supreme court buildings in the big cities. Better still they can never outlaw it. :)
Next time put your fart in an air tight jar and open it in the elevator and leave right after. saves you the time to fart.
LOL! That's funny.... But yet I'm not sure if that's normal or not?.....
Had a friend who ate taco bell hot sause ... So he'd get gassy... The rancid gas ...hE'd do it on purpose and laugh To get thrown out of class in high school.
I hope the next time your stink funky ass tries this you shit on yourself in public!! Now that would be hella funny. Oh, yea classy posting...shit cheeks.
that is truly disgusting....i were in the elevator i would have punched you in the face.
its normal to wanna spread ur filth on people. especially on hot girls. i want hot babes to choke on my farts and love it.
Wat if a wrestler wAs there and u fart? He would beat your shit out and u wuld b farting out ur feet
Ye but the only prob bro, is that if ir the only one holding ur nose n looking around that looks kinda suspicious! Its like the fisrst one to say "who farted?! " is usually the farter
If anybody knows who syndicate is, I totally imagined him while playing this scene in my head, lol
Were you the guy with the creepy basketball outfit? If so, you SUCK! That smelled HORRIBLE!
Lol maybe u just it's funny? XD or more comfortable coz your in a crowd and no one would know if it was u or someone els ;)
It is perfectly normal to share a smelly fart with strangers, although singing is weird. If you have eaten at Taco Bell, for example, you really owe it to your fellow human beings to give them the gift of a rank fart, although it would be even funnier if you ripped a loud fart instead of a silent one.
LOL-ed at this!
So freaking funny and rag-time singing afterwards is an elegant touch :)
If you ever read Freakin' Fabulous, you will be informed that such an act is just evil. I, however, find it HILARIOUS.