I love to poll dance, iin?

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I love polls and when I see them, I dance for joy around them. Do you love polls as much I do? Or, do you treat them differently?

I poll dance too! 2
I kick polls. 2
I make polls. 2
My daddy/mommy was a poll. 2
I'm a poll. 2
I melt down polls. 1
My name is Pollcahantas. 4
Let's pollka! 0
Other. 3
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  • Dulse.
    9 years ago

    Dancing while casting that ballot. I hear ya.

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    • seekelp
      9 years ago

      Beat me to it...

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      • Dulse.
        9 years ago

        Do not worry my fellow sea brethren.

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        • seekelp
          9 years ago

          Word on the street is that you're full of protein...

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          • Dulse.
            9 years ago

            Shh! It's gotta stay a secret. :)

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Do you like Polka?

      We'll set the occasion to it!

      *puts on Polka music*

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      • Dulse.
        9 years ago

        I bet they have a different dance for each political party.

        All poll dancing lesson proceeds go towards the supporting party. (small print - only 6.2%)

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    *throws handfulla dollar bills in the air*

    lets see some skin

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Do you like my cold, shiny, metal body? You can heat up my poll if you want. Oh! And look! There's a questionnaire that you can fill out on me while I dance on my poll brethren!

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        9 years ago

        *lights acetylene torch*

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago

          Yeah! Let's get this pollty started!

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  • ImjustJeff
    9 years ago

    You people are silly. You're getting all hot and bothered about a POLL dance, when the true joy comes from a POLE dance.

    Geeze, you guys! :p

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    • ImjustJeff
      9 years ago

      That is, unless you're Polish, then it makes complete sense!

      Tee-hee! I love this place....

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        9 years ago

        The Polish are pollfect.

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  • juicy_goon
    9 years ago

    You can dance and lick my pole any time.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      If you tried licking mine, your tongue would be burned. My poll is molten hot and very flexible.

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  • Holzman_67
    9 years ago

    well that's rather poll-ish of you

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  • LornaMae
    9 years ago

    I LOVE it tooo! As a matter of fact, I'm dancing to your poll right now!!!

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