I love to screw it

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I started a few years back when my boyfriend/cousin brought this lovely little poodle home. It was the most attractive thing i've ever seen.

So i began my affair that night, when it curled up on my bed. It had the most beautiful eyes with that come here look. I couldn't resist it. So then i grabbed it and inserted myself, and began to furiously hump the poodle.

It was the greatest night of my life, and havew done so every night since.

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  • $hermosa$
    12 years ago

    That is just sick! I thought dogs were supposed to be MANS beat friend NOT dicks best friend come on. YOU ARE SICK * vomit vomit*

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  • MegaDerp
    12 years ago

    Probably fake but if true then ur a sick fuck

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  • KrystalRenee
    14 years ago

    That's just sick..

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  • Volhv
    14 years ago

    not that I don't think that it's totally hot
    but have you consider the fact that some animals might have nasty shit like AIDS and Siphilis?

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  • infinity526
    14 years ago

    *chanting* ROCK UR DOG! ROCK UR DOG! ROCK UR DOG!

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  • confused_lesbian
    4 years ago

    umm your boyfriend is your cousin and you fucked a dog? please get psychiatric help

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  • Alquen
    14 years ago

    well you can't get AIDS or Syphilis from a dog, but there are a few dog specific diseases that can be transferred to humans through sexual intercourse (google "zoonoses" sometime).

    As long as the dog is not objecting and you aren't hurting it, then I don't see a problem.

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    Some things are just...wrong.

    It is okay to love your dog, as long as you don't LOVE your dog!

    OMB

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  • Artanis186
    15 years ago

    ...That... is just... sexy in the weirdest way possible o.O

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