I love to swear! iin?

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I love to fucking curse. I don't know why the hell I do but I just fucking love that shit. It feels like a good damn way to relieve the fucking stress that's making my life so motherfuckin difficult. I feel like if I curse, the shit that's making things tough will just disappear into thin fucking air!

After I'm done cursing I take a deep ass breath and exhale like no damn tomorrow. People think I'm a dick and some old fogeys think I'm a hoodlum for cursing. But I don't give two shits, one fuck and three damns about what those assholes have to say.

I LOVE TO SWEAR!!

is this normal? I hope I didn't use too many curse words, I'm trying to watch my language.

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  • bananaface
    10 years ago

    I'd never have guessed!

    I'm just curious what a "deep ass breath" entails. Your arse can breath? What else can you do with it? Can it swear? If so, then the term "potty mouth" would be even more accurate for you!

    And yeah, I imagine double the deep breathing would be an effective stress reliever. Normal. Also, because of this post, I now wish my navel could whistle. No-one would ever know it was me!

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    • dom180
      10 years ago

      Haheha!

      They're "deep ass breaths" of "thin fucking air". Not to mention that in the OP's world, arseholes can talk! :O I think anyone would be stressed living in such a world as that, with so many orifices in roles which they were not previously able to perform :S

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      • bananaface
        10 years ago

        Ha, the air thing made me curious too. Although, now I'm starting to wonder, if they breathe "fucking" air through their "ass", does this mean they're getting fucked in the ass...by air? Hmm. Poor OP, victim of the perverted air! I don't even want to think about what this means for all us mouth-breathers!o_0

        And I know, it's no wonder the OP is so stressed! I wonder what else they can do. Maybe their ears can sing the National Anthem, whilst their nostrils play the backing tune! I hope so! That might make the song a bit more tolerable. What a complex pigeon you are, OP!

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        10 years ago

        My fucking ass only exhales... When I fart!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Yeah my damn ass fucking swears too.

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  • Shackleford96
    10 years ago

    You're trying too hard.

    I liked some of the ways you used expletives in your post, but others were nonsensical.

    Swear words should be used with precision and finesse for best results. Otherwise it can just sound like you just couldn't think of a better word.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Sometimes I can't think if a better damn word to use.

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    I've never said a bad word in my life.

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  • TheInfamousStranger
    10 years ago

    I'm sorta like you. My favorite one of all is Fuck.

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  • Jeaneathean
    10 years ago

    Is it fuck.

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