I love when jehova witnesses, mormans, etc come to my door

I love when religious people come to my door and try to convince me to join their religion. It's not that I like arguing with them or that I find amusement in that they believe in a god or anything like that, I just like how polite they are and how clean they look.

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  • russellnb

    I have no intention in changing religions but I find them very nice people. I could easily live in a world full of Jehovah’s Witnesses.
    Those of you who hate or laugh are what we in data processing call, Morons

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  • Destiny

    I always hide and laugh at them while peeking at them through the peep hole or blinds.

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    • Karina

      To Destiny: They know what you're doing, you're not slick. And most likely, they're laughing right back at you. And when they get into their cars, they tell their other JW friends about you, and they all have a good laugh, as they drive of to Dunkin Donuts for a snack. Who's the loser now?
      You do know that they're people, and they have the ability to find things pathetically funny. Good. Just thought you should know.

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  • kelili

    Recently two Jehova witnesses were coming home on a regular basis and talked about God and the Bible. We became friends. We have not been in their churches and surely will never but I will never forget the goos times and the good laughes

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  • Karina

    You sound like pathetic losers. You sit there, waiting for them to come, so you can open the door naked? Really? You sit there, looking through the blinds, giggling like daft fools? Yeah, you're cool. Really mature. Just man up (or girl up), and tell them o thank you. Ask them (politely) to put them on their do not call list. Do you think Jehovah Witnesses like waisting their time every Saturday on ungrateful, rude, pathetic people like you? They're people too, and they have better stuff to do. But they actually care. They want to do some good in the world. Stop being ignorant....

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    • Zonfire80

      Not just do good in the world but help people become Jehovah's friend. So they would survive Armageddon. It's not to scare people but help people be saved from the end. It's a matter of life and death. I'm not a Jehovah's Witness but I do know there doing this out of love. Sometimes the truth hurts. Real love helps people who don't want to be helped.

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  • Laddie2468

    I like to have a cup of coffee at the door when Mormons are coming to witness hehe

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  • tori

    I'm like Destiny.

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  • K.T

    x3 ha,perhaps the company's good.i just cant help but laugh at this.Specially the clean looking statement.i think this too!!x3
    And it's good not to like to argue points.

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  • thundercat

    Well, I think that is not normal, most of us would get annoyed and fed up of their insistence and their politeness and good dressing would seem sugary-sick and false and tiring.
    But I can get your point clearly and understand you and would also appreciate the politeness (I don't go at all for 'good or decent dressing') out of even a phone sales representative nowadays, as is it so scarce, whereas roguish roughness, brusqueness and rudeness are the normal conduct in most.
    I think that appreciating and seeking good and tranquil manners and ways is normal for many living beings, when they can get it.

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  • Laddie2468

    Creepy old ladies hehe

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  • Harrisboy

    They don't turn up at my door that often, but to be honest they're more likely to approach you on the street. That's even worse because they're pretty fucking insistent. Especially at a bus stop.

    Suppose it passes the time until the bus comes. Hopefully he won't try and get on with me :|

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  • missladyc

    Ahh they piss me off when I tell them don't come back but they are here next Sunday same time

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  • lisalyn

    My ex use to walk around all Saturday morning naked and wait. Lol funny thing was they didn't care.

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  • mikits

    I answered the door when the mormans came but I was only wearing my tight shorts. I'm a tranny and I have bitch-tits; they were all flabbergasted. Never heard from them again. LOL

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    • dwntwnMRbrown

      FUCKING HILARIOUS! SHOULD HAVE FLASHED YOUR LADY DICK TOO!

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      • Zonfire80

        Please don't

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  • teddimarczak

    i slam the door in their faces and say i love satan. My ex husband and his family were Jdubbs, as I call them.

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    • Zonfire80

      That's very mean

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  • PrideInBattle

    Lmao, I'm the same, I like arguing because I don't beleive in God either, they always have slick hair and a suit.

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    • albino_penguin

      No, I don't like arguing with them. I think arguing with people with different beliefs is silly. I just like talking to them.

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