I'm 83 and still diddle myself

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Most of my friends who are still alive stopped getting hard a long time ago. Is it normal that I still like to unzip my trousers, pull out my old man penis and ejaculate in a moist towelette at least once a day?

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Based on 24 votes (18 yes)
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  • EnglishLad
    5 years ago

    I always thought "diddling" was antequated slang for female masturbation, not masturbation generally.

    Seems I was wrong.

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    • Nicole20
      5 years ago

      Yes thats what diddling is but the man is 83. Give him a break. He can get hard at 83!!. I doubt ill live til 60.

      Anyway maybe it was different in the 60's

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    • Meowypowers
      5 years ago

      I think you are right lol

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    I can imagine 83 year old men going to a high class website like this to ask if their whack-off ability is normal.

    MMMMaybe not.

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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago

    Get rid of the towelette and ejaculate into an 18yr old vaginette.

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      That's seriously fucked up, any 18 year old would sleep with someone old enough to be her great-grandfather would have to be seriously messed up in the head. That's really messed up!

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      • leggs91200
        5 years ago

        Anna Nicole Smith did that.

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          Lord have mercy, and it really messed up her life too!

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      • CozmoWank
        5 years ago

        What if he puts on a red bathrobe and has her call him "Hef"?
        : )

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          No, I fucking hate that guy. You know he gave all those poor bimbos Quaaludes to get them to sleep with his nasty ass. Nothing special about him. He's not unlike Bill Cosby.

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          • raisinbran
            5 years ago

            They all made a conscious decision to sleep with him. Bill Cosby's an actual rapist.

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            • RoseIsabella
              5 years ago

              Well, it's my understanding that Hefner offered them drugs where as Cosby slipped them drugs. Yes, Cosby is an actual rapist, but Cosby and Hugh Hefner are actual scumbags.

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          • leggs91200
            5 years ago

            Without even knowing what you look like i can still imagine the look of disgust on your face as you say that.

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            • RoseIsabella
              5 years ago

              Thanks, I really appreciate your comment! 🙂

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    • Indigo1
      5 years ago

      LMAO

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  • SeekNPlay
    5 years ago

    83 and still jacking off!!? Wow you give me hope that I can still jack off for a long time. I’m only 21 so I have much more nuts to be busted!

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  • DaddySaidStayAwayFromJuliet
    5 years ago

    It depends. If you look like Stan Lee, then no you’re nasty AF, if you look like Steven Tyler, pls DM me I want pics 😂

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    • Nicole20
      5 years ago

      Pretty sure Stan Lee died this year so that would be pretty awkward.

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      • DaddySaidStayAwayFromJuliet
        5 years ago

        I SAID

        IF HE LOOKS LIKE. NOT IF HE LITERALLY IS. J E E B U S

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      Steven Tyler is not 83 years old, he's 70.

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      • DaddySaidStayAwayFromJuliet
        5 years ago

        I know that??? Jesus. 😂 I said if he looks like Steven I didn’t say ‘if you’re steven Tyler who is exactly the age you just declared’

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  • Nicole20
    5 years ago

    If it still works have fun with it. Maybe meet an older gal and enjoy each other

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      Not necessarily a younger gal....if I meet an 83 year old that can still use it, I’ll help him out!

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  • chuy
    5 years ago

    I thought that wouldn't be posible at that age anymore. Unless there's some kind of pills involved in the mix lol.

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  • Meowypowers
    5 years ago

    Diddly dondiddly don't no judgement. Diddly

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