I'm a zillionaire ask me anything

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Disclaimer for obvious reasons: I'm not really a zillionaire

But ask me anything as a zillionaire, I'll answer 😏😏

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
    1 year ago

    No.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      Yes

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      • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
        1 year ago

        Nuhu.

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  • Vvaas
    1 year ago

    how many chickens can you afford

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      Every chicken on the planet including you

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      • Vvaas
        1 year ago

        actually u can't because i cost more than a zillion 💅

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  • Tinybird
    1 year ago

    will you buy me a mansion?

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    1 year ago

    Id build an army of hookers and tske over the world. Straight Omar Ghaddafi style.

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  • Kmoshea5
    1 year ago

    Hey zillionaire! Will they ever make a drink that can help you live forever? A drink that when you consume it, it will just make your lifespan permanent and make you live forever?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      Hey Kmoshea! I'm glad you asked. Yes! We're in the process of creating a drink that will make you live forever. One sip and you're set for life. It'll come in 20 different flavors and it's nothing like you've ever tasted!

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    • ospry
      1 year ago

      As in you're invincible or just immortal? Living forever and being literally unable to die sounds like a terrifying hell of an existence

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  • megadriver
    1 year ago

    Can I borrow a million dollars? I promise I will pay you back next Tuesday...

    * searches one-way ticket to undisclosed location, googles "permanently leave country in 24 hours" *

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  • litelander8
    1 year ago

    I’ll send you my Venmo?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    1 year ago

    can i borrow a zillion bucks?

    i promise ill totally pay you back next week probably

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  • edgyqueerveganvampire
    1 year ago

    donate 99% of it, redistributing equally among not-millionares-or-billionaires

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  • ospry
    1 year ago

    How do you wipe with no arms?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      Good question, you do the squat and wipe manuver where you poop in the toilet then grab some toilet paper with your feet and squat on the floor and wipe with your toes. Pretty simple.

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  • Holzman_67
    1 year ago

    Is a zillionaire just a gen z millionaire?

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  • Tommythecaty
    1 year ago

    Why does somebody so rich not understand numbers and currency.

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  • DADNSCAL
    1 year ago

    Wtf is a zillion? Never heard that in any math class?

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  • raisinbran
    1 year ago

    Sorry, without the zillions you have no credibility.

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  • Somenormie
    1 year ago

    Do you run out of money?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      Never

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  • Yaidin
    1 year ago

    How did you manage to sell a bajillion books to 7 billion people?

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    1 year ago

    I'll start a penguins only airport transportation service that you can use no need for airport security.

    I call it penguin-air. You drop your little waddle man at penguin-air and we take care of the rest. You just meet him at penguin pick up upon arrival at the airport you're flying to.

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