I'm addicted to twerking.

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I'm a virgin but for some reason when I'm by myself I always get freaky. I start twerking and grinding on everything I love it. It is normal?

That's normal. 40
Not normal, hoe ass. 45
Back that ass up here. 54
I Twerk too 14
What's twerking? 11
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  • disthing
    9 years ago | pl

    Can we all just take a moment to remember the moment twerking died.

    It used to be a dance move black girls with big butts did to booty-shakin' music and there was a certain hypnotic quality to the rhythmic jiggles of the ebony derrieres involved.

    Then some pasty white, rich attention-whore singer without the cheeks to chuck decided to appropriate it as her thing and, dressed as a 19 year old lesbian version of Madonna, performed her incredibly mediocre interpretation to the masses.

    R.I.P. twerking, you used to be sexy and black.

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  • anti-hero
    9 years ago

    And milkshakes?

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  • robbieforgotpw
    9 years ago

    I shart while twerking. Much funner

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      :-)

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    • Shrunk
      9 years ago

      sherking
      or twarting?

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      • robbieforgotpw
        9 years ago

        Power sherking

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      but sooooo sooo mess, those poor wall....floors, ceiling

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  • Energy
    9 years ago

    Twerking is fun. Good form of exercise too.

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  • Curiousme1981
    7 years ago

    LOL good laugh I needed this!!!!

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  • seakelp
    9 years ago

    Before your generation ruined it, twerking was known as grinding and done exclusively in a partnered manner. Now everything sucks.

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  • Pika-girl
    9 years ago

    I know what twerking is but...

    (Starfire accent) How do you do... the twerking?

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  • cupcake_wants
    9 years ago

    u need cock

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    You're not addicted. It's just a phase that will pass.

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