I'm going to do jenkem

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Anyways, I have a bottle of it fermenting in a sunny window. It's been fermenting for around a week now, and the yellow balloon is filled right up! I'm going back to bed and in the a.m. I'm going to do a jenkem wake and back sesh!

I'm doing this for science! I wonder what kind of high this stuff is, I've heard mixed things. I bet it's going to be awesome though, and I've heard that the methane or something makes you trip sack :)

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    5 years ago

    I'm just starting to come down a bit now. Probably going to have a nice refreshing glass of prune juice to speed up the process of brewing this stuff... to ensure that I have a steady supply! This stuff is AMAZING! I'm going to huff jenkem every day for the rest of my life, and everyone needs to try this stuff! It's life changing!

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  • Nikclaire
    5 years ago

    Well if we see an influx of system32 deletion and spaceship posts today then we'll have found the root cause.

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  • litelander8
    5 years ago

    I feel old. Y'all are huffing your own poo particles?

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I had to look up what jenkem is. I regret it thoroughly.

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    • Nikclaire
      5 years ago

      But it has a yellow balloon.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    Sounds way too shitty to me.

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    • Nikclaire
      5 years ago

      Don't be pissy.

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        👍🏻

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        • Nikclaire
          5 years ago

          😂

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    5 years ago

    Damn. I'm on it right now..... holy shit, this stuff is amazing! It's even more euphoric than MDMA! It feels like I'm one with the universe! Everybody needs to try it at least once, I'm definitely going to do it again

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    • Nikclaire
      5 years ago

      Sounds like you've got life by the balls.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        5 years ago

        I know, it's fucking awesome! I've been huffing jenkem all day!

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  • LloydAsher
    5 years ago

    Should make it ferment longer, unless you used it then you waisted a potential opportunity here.

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  • brutus
    5 years ago

    Lol

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