I'm going to start a business

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Anyways, you see used car businesses, used computers, used cell phones, used everything. But for some reason you don't see that many used sex toys? Honestly, I have no idea why this is, but I think I could start a highly successful business selling used anal beads!

I'd buy them for like 25% of their original market value and sell them for like 50% of what they'd be worth new! I feel like I'm tapping into a totally new market and could very well become a multi millionaire from this brilliant venture. Hope nobody goes stealing my idea.

I'm thinking I'll open a store and call it the used anal beads emporium. And it'd be the only one on the planet, no competition! I'm going to be rich!

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  • megadriver
    4 years ago | pl

    Solid, grade-A business planning right there... Why didn't I think of this???

    Oh yeah, cause nobody wants used sex toys that have been up the various holes of various individuals.

    Why stop at sex toys tho, maybe you could throw in some used tooth brushes and some used tissues for extra nastiness.

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    • [Old Memory]
      4 years ago

      😂

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    • leggs91200
      4 years ago

      you like to whack off to cars too much to start a sex toy business.

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      • megadriver
        4 years ago

        No, although it has been a dream of mine to get a blowjob from my girlfriend, while I'm driving. Sadly no woman I've been with has wanted to do that.

        Anyway, I'm not interested in a sex toy business... But a Balkan style night club with a small, exclusive brothel on the side is a pretty good idea...

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Mediocre troll.

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    • Cocogravybuns2
      4 years ago

      I'd say super patient my good lady

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  • charli.m
    4 years ago

    Yup. Fuckin genius, you are. Well done. No, no one is laughing at you.

    That wasn't a lie. No one is laughing at you. And certainly not with you.

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  • curious-bunny
    4 years ago

    Yo dawg for reals I wouldn't even be comfortable using a good friends dildo let alone a strangers. Hellit could be soaked in bleach and I would still be like nope.

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago

    First, do not call our products "used". Call them "previously enjoyed". Or maybe "previously loved".

    You could have photos of really sexy women and say, "Our products are hand-picked from only the choiciest rectums and birth canals".

    If you sell Trojan Magnum condoms, you could say "and for customers with exceptionally large penises, we feature Trojan Magnums"

    Maybe you could set up a booth at a flea market and call it "The glory hole". You could have a "try before you buy" program.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    No. I wouldn't buy used sex toys.

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  • SomeEmoLord
    4 years ago

    Could genuinely work tho

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  • LloydAsher
    4 years ago

    Won't work. People have enough anxiety attacks walking into a sex shop. Opening one of those shops would be like putting up a sign:

    Hey I'm a Cheap Whore who doesnt care if the last person who had this had AIDs and I completely trust each random employee not to fuck over my health in the future to save 30$!

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  • SwickDinging
    4 years ago

    Sounds great, good luck!

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  • notsaying4life
    4 years ago

    youre going to spread diseases op,i highly doubt this is even legal,get a better idea so I can steal it lol

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    Squeeze out used tampons and use it as red paint.. I call this color, essence of lady red.

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  • Ummitsstillme
    4 years ago

    Hilarious

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    Used products are great for many things but I don't think to many people would pay for used anal bead that have been up who knows how may butt holes. It's a creative idea but I just don't think the market is to big for used sex toys.

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    • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
      4 years ago

      Speak for yourself bro. Cheap buttplugs? Sign me up!

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      • Doesnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        Used sex toys aren't for me. But I want judge you for not minding. What ever fills you up!
        (Bad pun intended)

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        • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
          4 years ago

          I prefer my sex toys used!

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          • Doesnormalmatter
            4 years ago

            Ha ha! I guess they don't call you the weird guy from the south for nothing. That is some hell’a fucking wierd shut right there to PREFER them used.

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            • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
              4 years ago

              Yes I prefer used blowup dolls especially. I like sex robots too. MGTOW! #RoboFucker

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