I'm lucky so i can do what i want

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I'm lucky, I get more money, and because I'm lucky that automatically means I can throw banknotes in the air one by one to the cashier, and it means I can go around demanding that my expectations get met and then help myself in the bar fridge without paying for it. It also means I can go around inside book shops doing exactly what I want and no harm done, simply because luck made me do it.

And because I'm lucky that gives me the licence to buy a cheese onion sweet chili hotdog and a Pepsi in a stadium and watch the greatest football game ever at Sanfl, and start yelling out to the footballers what winners they are, and burp in people's face and say "I will not excuse myself", then laugh, eating my dog and Pepsi as I'm lucky that means I can gulp them down and hurry home on the bus and spend my good luck money on some gum and chew it blowing bubbles in a man's face, then go home typing on my Word app, this will happen, luck is a good excuse.

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  • Tommythecaty
    1 year ago

    If you throw them in the air at the cashier rather than simply handing them over then you may have some form of learning disability or personality disorder.

    That is not lucky.

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    • normal-rebellious
      1 year ago

      Yes it can happen, misfortune as it happens, and still, I'll make it easy on myself, be that as it may.

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      • Tommythecaty
        1 year ago

        The point being, don’t throw your money at the cashier.

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        • normal-rebellious
          1 year ago

          I don't understand why. If I'm so lucky I can do anything and still avoid trouble, yes that even includes throwing money at the cashier, but people aren't going to have any fun anyway, my luck will dominate, it gives me the licence to run people down, kicking my feet high and being silly, and to drink beer in a pub without using a coaster, I can do that since I'm lucky.

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          • Tommythecaty
            1 year ago

            Nobody uses a coaster.

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            • normal-rebellious
              1 year ago

              That's what you think, it's still a different thing if I'm not using a coaster, I'll even shit without washing my hands and shake hands with a dictator, I'm up for it.

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  • ospry
    1 year ago

    For someone who has the freedom and ability to do whatever they want, you have surprisingly humble aspirations. A lot of other people would imagine taking a trip into orbit, visiting every country, buying some ridiculously expensive luxury items that no one needs, not burping in someone's face and refusing to apologize

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    • normal-rebellious
      1 year ago

      As for luxury items "no one needs", that's dependent on my money, I only buy cheap and nasty things within my budget, I don't buy anything fancy like I used to. As for visiting every country it's too much, it's excitement, I'm into the local neighbourhood and towns, although Smithfield, Blackwood, and Tasmania are places I'll never go to. Burping in someone's face "not apologizing" is something many people would do if they're having fun at other people's expense, even though I mentioned blowing bubbles of chewing gum in someone's face, I don't think this is what a sensible adult would do, I must've been sleepy at the time. As for our imagination most of us imagine doing the tasks that need to be done, like office work and taking phone calls, but to say that no one needs to do this I don't know what it takes to convince such a man. How far does humility go in tasks of luckiness?

      I wonder. I think it's bloody well normal that I'm humble, and it's about time someone said I was humble. As for luxury that's not my kind of life, equally in place of luxury I'd like to have a chicken and veg frozen dinner and a glass of tawny port, the idea is to make my life as simple as possible.

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    • olderdude-xx
      1 year ago

      or supporting a variety of charities. Most of the well to do people I know put a lot of their money into charities.

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      • normal-rebellious
        1 year ago

        Charity's a waste of money, an organisation that begs for money is filled with false hope, and false help, the real help goes into supplying people with food, blankets and soup, not with wasting your money on Christian and humanitarian non-profit organisations.

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