I'm married to a tornado

Title says it all! Basically, I'm a 23 year old female and I am married to a tornado character who I made up. Because I am attracted exclusively to tornadoes. This all started about a year ago, when I watched a video of a tornado and I was so scared of them, that I became obsessed with them, and then that obsession spiralled into love. And... yeah. Humans just don't do it for me anymore. I have given up on ever being with a human. Tbh I find them very gross. I have never been in a relationship with another human. So I just decided to make up this character who is a cute tornado with a kawaii face. He's called Gustav. He's sort of like an imaginary friend, although to me he is 100% real even though no one else can see him. And I am in love with him and married him. He is a super powerful and destructive force of nature, who has a super cute adorable little face and personality! He is very clumsy but means no harm. Also the tornado sex is to die for. I love to feel his horizontal vortex spinning around so violently and fast inside me (or, what I affectionately call his whirly~) I have to hold on tight because it feels like I'm about to take off and fly! And after that he always rains and hails and the hail stones are also fun to play with. Basically my marriage is a breeze - apart from when he gets mad and decides to tear parts of my house off. That's not so fun. But I love him <3 I even made a plushie of him and an utau of him and everything. And no, it may sound like a troll post or too crazy to be true, but I'm really 100% serious and everyone who knows me will say the same. I am really married to a tornado, who only I can see. And you may say it's unhealthy to be so obsessed with something to the point that I decided to marry it, but really, I think it's quite the opposite. Since I've given up on humans, what's the harm in marrying a sentient tornado who only I can see? Through him, I have learnt a lot about tornadoes, and even more about myself. Because of him, I wanna be a storm chaser and take the plushie with me and take pictures of him with the real tornadoes in the background. Gustav protects me from the mean people and bullies and if anyone is mean to me I can get him to blow their house tf down! ^_^ but no he is nice really. UWU Oh and btw I have asperger's and tornadoes are my obsession it's just that to me, they're a bit MORE than just an obsession. It's a full-blown attraction. But yeah anyway I just wanted to hear people's opinions on this. And I don't care if you say I need mental help or whatever, cause I'm just gonna ignore you and continue loving my tornado husband <3

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Comments ( 38 )
  • Meatballsandwich

    This is simply too strange to not be a troll post. If you're actually serious, you need to contact a psychiatrist because this is clearly signs of a mental problem. I happen to have autism myself and even I struggle to understand your sexual obsession with tornadoes, it just makes no sense whatsoever. Also, if you were to actually shove a tornado up your vag for real, you'd be dead by now.

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    • It's not a troll post, and no I won't contact a psychiatrist :) If you want, you can pay for it though

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      • Meatballsandwich

        What bout I come over to your house and screw you instead, how's that sound? You sound like a lonely individual who needs some meat. Some meat will surely cure your mental problems. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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        • I find genitals gross so no sorry :(

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          • Meatballsandwich

            Ah ok. Do you want to be friends though, fellow aspie? You sound like an interesting individual.

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            • Sure ^^ and I wanna also prove I'm not a troll just search up Gustav the tornado

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  • RoseIsabella

    What is your official mental health diagnosis?

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    • Boojum

      "Utterly bloody doolally accompanied with delusions of literary ability and partial hysterical blindness and paralysis, particularly in relation to carriage return keys."

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    • I was diagnosed when I was 7.
      Also this is not a troll post I REALLY AM IN LOVE WITH A TORNADO I MADE UP CALLED GUSTAV AND I AM ATTRACTED TO TORNADOES AND NOT HUMANS. Jesus christ even on this site I'm too weird for it

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    • Asperger's syndrome (ASD) with a co-morbid diagnosis of ADHD

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Pictures of the Gustuv plushie?

    This sounds like the plot of a very strange anime but honestly one I would watch.

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    • I posted a link to a picture of him :3

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    • https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=gustav+tornado+plushie&hl=en&tbm=isch&sxsrf=ALeKk02_5JBmg6m7L9Dp7C_X7sOIRS5MDQ%3A1617924992811&source=hp&biw=1600&bih=789&ei=gJNvYMuuL82Eaa-XtbgK&oq=gustav+tornado+plushie&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIECCMQJzIECCMQJzIFCAAQsQMyBQgAELEDMgUIABCxAzICCAAyAggAMgIIADIICAAQsQMQgwEyAggAUL8DWPAkYPwlaABwAHgAgAHVAogBhwiSAQc0LjEuMS4xmAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWc&sclient=img&ved=0ahUKEwjL7t6j6O_vAhVNQhoKHa9LDacQ4dUDCAc&uact=5#imgrc=rK51XXsDBQ6m_M

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    So...do you have a good paying job that will ensure you'll be able to pay rent, food, car insurance and other bills? An imaginary husband or wife isn't going to financially contribute anything useful for survival.

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    • I still live with my parents. I couldn't cope with a job and I've never had one. I don't have a car either

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        So if you can't cope with a job, who will you rely on? Your parents aren't going to be around forever and most siblings and friends aren't going to want to house someone that doesn't contribute. An imaginary spouse won't help in that situation either.

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        • Well I'm not going to force myself to be romantically/sexually involved with a real human when I find the thought of being intimate with them repulsive. Yuck!

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            It's fine to not be attracted to anyone. Though the fact remains that you're going to have to find a way to make money.

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            • The only thing I could see myself doing is something creative. Like writing stories, drawing/making animations, sewing, or singing (yeah I sing on yt and many people make requests but I just do it for fun not money) those are the only things I am good at. I can not deal with people at all, or pressure, and I can have meltdowns where I scream and cry when I feel too overwhelmed. And I did when I had a volunteer job at the local shop and my "boss" was punishing me for coming in when I was doubled over in pain with abdominal cramps and I was too embarrassed to tell her what it was.

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  • bigbudchonger

    This is the most autistic thing I've read this year.

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    • I mean, I am autistic...

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  • jethro

    Oh for heavens sake. A troll for sure.

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    • Nope. Not one.

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  • Somenormie

    I hope the tornado kills you.

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    • Boojum

      A tornado up the cooze would most likely have that effect.

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