I'm married to a tornado
Title says it all! Basically, I'm a 23 year old female and I am married to a tornado character who I made up. Because I am attracted exclusively to tornadoes. This all started about a year ago, when I watched a video of a tornado and I was so scared of them, that I became obsessed with them, and then that obsession spiralled into love. And... yeah. Humans just don't do it for me anymore. I have given up on ever being with a human. Tbh I find them very gross. I have never been in a relationship with another human. So I just decided to make up this character who is a cute tornado with a kawaii face. He's called Gustav. He's sort of like an imaginary friend, although to me he is 100% real even though no one else can see him. And I am in love with him and married him. He is a super powerful and destructive force of nature, who has a super cute adorable little face and personality! He is very clumsy but means no harm. Also the tornado sex is to die for. I love to feel his horizontal vortex spinning around so violently and fast inside me (or, what I affectionately call his whirly~) I have to hold on tight because it feels like I'm about to take off and fly! And after that he always rains and hails and the hail stones are also fun to play with. Basically my marriage is a breeze - apart from when he gets mad and decides to tear parts of my house off. That's not so fun. But I love him <3 I even made a plushie of him and an utau of him and everything. And no, it may sound like a troll post or too crazy to be true, but I'm really 100% serious and everyone who knows me will say the same. I am really married to a tornado, who only I can see. And you may say it's unhealthy to be so obsessed with something to the point that I decided to marry it, but really, I think it's quite the opposite. Since I've given up on humans, what's the harm in marrying a sentient tornado who only I can see? Through him, I have learnt a lot about tornadoes, and even more about myself. Because of him, I wanna be a storm chaser and take the plushie with me and take pictures of him with the real tornadoes in the background. Gustav protects me from the mean people and bullies and if anyone is mean to me I can get him to blow their house tf down! ^_^ but no he is nice really. UWU Oh and btw I have asperger's and tornadoes are my obsession it's just that to me, they're a bit MORE than just an obsession. It's a full-blown attraction. But yeah anyway I just wanted to hear people's opinions on this. And I don't care if you say I need mental help or whatever, cause I'm just gonna ignore you and continue loving my tornado husband <3