I'm never falling in love again.

I can't believe she would love another guy more than me. She's just some kind of sick pervert to pick a porn director over me. I've been dating her ever since I was in the first grade.

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Comments ( 16 )
  • But you will. Sorry you were dumped.

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  • mysistersshadow

    Troll.

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  • mrbrownfinger2

    Harambe would shoot himself before reading this shit

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    • RoseIsabella

      God bless Harambe!

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  • beast555

    go out to the bar and have a drink or 10. don't worry, just get a prescription for some SSRI type anti-depressants and the pain will go away in about 2-3 months if you take them every day religiously. take some anti-anxiety drugs too like xanax and valium. see ya.

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    • DolphinAngel

      Please don't recommend people to randomly take meds if they don't need them.

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  • pantychaffe

    Shai sang it best,"And if I ever (ever fall) in love again (again)
    I will be sure that the lady is a friend
    And if I ever (ever fall) in love so true (true)
    I will be sure that the lady's just like you"

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  • Rusty-Rider

    Your right hand knows what you like and you don't have to kiss it goodnight.
    Good riddance to bad rubbish.
    They are all the same.
    Get an inflatable sheep.

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  • Ghost-of-dreamsao

    Everyone who goes through a nasty breakup thinks they will never love again. Normal. And you will eventually.

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  • Eagwol

    He knows where and how to touch her, and to make her orgasm, "Ohh yeah"!! <3

    Truth be told, that's just the best feeling in the world, and if someone can do that for you every time, Oh, la, la, la, love you long fucking time!!!

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  • Cloud9

    That's what they all say after a bad break up

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  • MrsEdGein

    The saying "The grass is greener on the other side" comes to mind.

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  • dytrog

    I don't believe in "in love" I do believe in love.

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  • Sperm_Dog

    Go to a nice noisy strip club. You need a good distraction to get yourself together.

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  • finn

    Do you know some porn women? Perhaps invite a few over and have a jolly good time. Once that's done, get some pizza and watch gory slasher flicks.

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  • RamenNoodleMaster#3

    she's clearly a wh*re if thats her choice, you're better off without her.

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