I'm scared of aliens

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I'm terrified that aliens will abduct me. This fear keeps me awake at night often. I actually have been taken by the grays several times, so I feel like my fear is justified.

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Based on 23 votes (11 yes)
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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    I wish you had not mentioned the grays, because I wanted to be a smart-ass and say something about not hanging around Home Depot early in the morning, but now it just won't work. Damn.
    :-(

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    • The_Loitering_Creep
      6 years ago

      I'm sorry that you missed the opportunity. Anal probes by aliens are intriguing though. I have always wondered if aliens are creeps.

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      • RoseIsabella
        6 years ago

        Yes, space aliens are probably creeps of the worst variety.

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        • The_Loitering_Creep
          6 years ago

          :-)

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    • Zorak
      6 years ago

      #painal #yolo #gatorade.

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      • RoseIsabella
        6 years ago

        I love Fierce Grape Gatorade!

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  • CozmoWank
    6 years ago

    The minute you fall asleep, they start with the rectal probes.
    I hate when that happens.

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    • EccentricWeird
      6 years ago

      Really? I kinda look forward to it personally...

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      • The_Loitering_Creep
        6 years ago

        Is being probed the fun part, or is it being under the spell of an alien?

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  • lolcaroline
    6 years ago

    maybe talk to someone you care about, see what they have to say, they can most likely give you more help then some random folk on the internet.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Everybody says I'm just being paranoid about it, that aliens aren't real etc.... well if they're not real then what the hell were they doing in my bedroom!

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      • Nastynate
        6 years ago

        Intergalactic gangbang?

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        • llamalover
          6 years ago

          I never thought I would ever in my life read the words "Intergalactic gangbang" but I guess i just did.

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          • SimpleSimonThePieMan
            6 years ago

            Aliens are kinkier than we thought.

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  • EccentricWeird
    6 years ago

    Hes kill aleens and doesnt afraid of any1

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  • AntiArchon
    6 years ago

    i believe there are aliens out there but stuck in their own solar systems too..

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  • CozmoWank
    6 years ago

    So I had a fetching young lass exploring my ass!
    :)

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    • Aliceee93
      6 years ago

      Hopefully your not a 50 year old man who collects pans!

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      • CozmoWank
        6 years ago

        Ha, I'm 54.
        But, no...I do not collect pans.

        You can sit in my lap and call me Uncle Cozmo if you want.

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  • Aliceee93
    6 years ago

    I got abducted once. They realise what a crazy cow girl I am and let me go.

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  • Dot123
    6 years ago

    Normal. But I dont fear em.

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  • SimpleSimonThePieMan
    6 years ago

    They abduct dumb people who live in the middle of no where.

    Make sure you chain yourself to your bed.

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  • Rilley
    6 years ago

    they are coming for you

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    • RoseIsabella
      6 years ago

      https://youtu.be/Zd04SwR2eU8

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