I'm so obsessed with carrying a pen

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Yes. I go to great lengths to avoid situations where I have to borrow a pen to fill in a slip when I'm in a bank, for example. Upon realizing I forgot to carry one with me from home I hit 'panic mode', where I usually either have to excuse myself to go buy a new one, or, make time to go back home and pick one. As I write this I'm trying to learn how to hex people who borrow pens from me, and for some reason, don't return them. And when I finally meet my death, I definitely want to have a pen on my person.

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  • rocketdave
    3 years ago

    I was an aerospace quality engineer, you always had black ink pens on you!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I always have a black ink pen on me. I'm a graphic designer though.

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      • rocketdave
        3 years ago

        I retired three and a half years ago, still carry a black pen, feel undressed without one!

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    • [Old Memory]
      3 years ago

      I always have purple ink pens on me

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      • rocketdave
        3 years ago

        All aerospace paperwork must be done in black.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          3 years ago

          pocket protector too i bet

          now gimmee your lunch money!

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          • rocketdave
            3 years ago

            No, had a calculator on the computer.

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            • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
              3 years ago

              blue pens are superior for signin documents cause you can tell if its a copy

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  • Bazinga
    3 years ago

    Metal pens make nice weapons. Google up kubaton martial arts to learn more.

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  • ellnell
    3 years ago

    I am obsessed with stealing pens.. Sorry.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I would definitely stub you with one if at all I remembered you're the one I loaned one to and you didn't take the initiative to return it back to me.

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    Don't loan people pens if they can't return the pens to you.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      The thing is, most times they'll approach you in dire need, in a social setting where I would look terribly mean of you not to help their miserable asses out. From there, they feign dumbness to remember that the pen in their possession belongs to someone else, who it should be returned to and gleefully watch you frantically trying to locate them in the room, or, sinisterly refrain from stopping you to remind you about your pen as you walk out of the room.

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      • RoseIsabella
        3 years ago

        I try not to care if people think I'm mean.

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    • [Old Memory]
      3 years ago

      Shoot, don't loan anyone anything you're not comfortable going without

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      • RoseIsabella
        3 years ago

        I'm honestly most comfortable not loaning anyone anything period.

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    Normal if you are going to work.

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