I'm starting to think my girlfriend doesn't respect me.

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I thought that she would appreciate that I don't treat her like a disobedient dog, but it seems I was myth-taken. I always liked the story of calypso from mythology class in high school, and how o.d. see-us was forced to be a powerful goddesses boy-toy for seven years, and she didn't abuse her power and fuck and suck other guys in front of him, and try to make him "earn" her respect every day instead of giving it to him because he deserved it anyway. Anyway, i'm going to hold a grudge forever for the first time in my 26 year old life, and i'm going to be in a position of absolute, god like power, and she's going to be bald, 400 pounds or more of blubber and fecal matter encrusted in her colon, with nobody but me to watch t.v. with her in her apartment, and i'm going to leave her there by herself for 2 years feeling sad and broken hearted while I flirt with my rich,famous, happy friends. Tell me if it hurts someday.

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  • finn
    7 years ago

    I didn't understand any of this useless blather.

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  • dreadpool555
    7 years ago

    awww,come on... she at least spent almost 24 hours with you if you add it all up... sure she was getting fucked most of the time and humiliating you, but at least watch some "mr.ed" with the girl one last time for christ's sake! :(

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    • FamousTwin
      7 years ago

      i don't like thinking about you and your hellish life, sorry dude ^_^'

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    WTF?

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  • Fall_leaves
    7 years ago

    Or you could just break up with her, if she is screwing around with other guys, seems like a sufficient reason to end a relationship.

    I'm pretty sure your story isn't similar to Odysseus and calypsos and you're not being held against your will in her apartment to watch tv, while she becomes a bald whale. Trust is earned, respect is given.

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    • worm
      7 years ago

      It's not my fault.

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  • Cable1990
    7 years ago

    She gave up on everything in life a long time ago, and she knew that she wasnt what I needed to get rid of my anxiety and boredom... actually i still honestly don't understand anything about her really. i hate her.

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    • NobleDemon
      7 years ago

      she's not smart.

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      • greyhulk101
        7 years ago

        let me show you what happens to people who piss me off.

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    • StupidStaysee
      7 years ago

      oh no

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  • Terror1
    7 years ago

    i just figured out that my gf is jesus christ and needs to feel the most agonizing and humiliating crucifixion imaginable so that we may be forgiven for our life of sin.

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    • AmyPullYerLeg
      7 years ago

      I thought I was deadpool in this anti-christ+jesus christ symbolism. my bad hun :(

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      • beast555
        7 years ago

        you missed me.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    Are you drunk?

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  • Carolizzy16
    7 years ago

    She's trash, bye Felicia!!! LoL

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  • Tealights
    7 years ago

    End the relationship.

    You're not Odysseus, and your dream girl shouldn't be a woman who holds you against your will. You're 26, too young to be wasting your life away wondering why some jackass isn't nice to you. There are billions of people in the world, you have many compatible choices if you just let go of this anger you have and live your life.

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  • Azaman
    7 years ago

    Don't trust anyone with a comic as their pic.

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