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Is it normal to be proud of your poops and post them on social media? I also did facebook but i got in trouble with my mom.
I have this thing where if i drink grape kool aid it dyes my feces green , like glowing green , and it just so happens i had a 10 inch log at work in one piece. the fucker was sticking out of the water it was so huge. well normally i flush like any human right? but this looked like steven spielberg hired a prop for an alien from space , so no matter how much i wanted to flush it , even putting paper over such a masterpiece seemed wrong, i could not do it. i sort a put my ear against the door and when i though no one was in the hall i snuck out undetected. this was a bathroom in a hospital lab . well someone an employee discovered the green menace and like all sick demented lab people they all ran in for a peak see. even the fucking female species had to look. I was just laughing my ass off . as i figured none in the history of mankind had ever seen a green turd in a toilet. I was right. some pathologists were dumbfounded. no one would admit to dropping the deuce. I'm not sure what jesus would have done , he turned water into wine after all. but i tell you what , if i ever get admitted to the hospital , im drinking a gallon of grape koolaid . life is just too short not to bring excitement to peoples dreary lives.
I love your story! I have one very similar! I was a school administrator and while on lunch duty one day, I noticed a stream of boys coming and going to the restroom.Thinking I should see what's going on, I went in and one of the boys said, "Hey, Mr. B., you've got to see this!" I looked in the toilet and saw the biggest turd in the history of mankind! All I could say was, "My God, that had to hurt!" The kids died laughing and from then on thought I was the coolest admin ever!
My science teacher once said: "you have not truly lived until you've pooed blue!".
To this day I've yet to birth a smurf log. So if you happen to spawn one please share it to the world.