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My parakeet pooped everywhere, and I got angry with him and hit him and then forced him to eat all of the poop out of his cage. He started throwing up everywhere afterward.
Please give your bird to someone less retarded and never own pets again. Or have children. Or a relationship. Perhaps you should just stay in your room and eat your own poop.
Are you off your meds or something?
Ssssh what's that sound? Oh it's just the loony bin coming to collect you.
What an ass . If a baby pooped everywhere would you force the baby to eat it's on boughs ? ( if your answer was yes you need help ) COMMON SENSE .
I bite my thumb at you sir. Make your stories at least a little believable
Are you sure the story is about a parakeet and not yourself? Perhaps you are the one who ate all the poop from your cage and are here seeking reassurance that your actions won't be perceived as odd by the general populace. I'm right, aren't I?... you poop eating, cage dwelling oddball.
You're lying. Some animals, such as horses and birds, don't have the physiology to be able to vomit. Why would you make up a story like this?
While I sincerely hope this story is in fact made up, parakeets can actually vomit. I used to own one and witnessed it myself. I wasn't certain if it was vomiting or sneezing chunks....so I asked the vet and they confirmed that it wa actually vomit. It was not pleasant.
Parakeets are dicks. I'll be all like "Hey, parakeet, perform a Shakespearean sonnet so that I may have some slight refuge from the dull inanities of this world" and then the little fucker will just sit there staring into his little mirror. Cocky little bastard.
At least put some effort in to your fake stories. The moderators for this site must be highschool drop outs.
What is wrong with you jerk that is animal abuse give your bird to a good home it should be better than you
It would be mean to make him "ear" or eat it. Unless this is fake...you know this is a legit advice site, right?
First, all of us on this site with any sense at all know that you're feeding us a line of crap (pun intended). There is no way to make a parakeet, or any other bird, eat crap unless you hold them down and force it down their throats and the damned thing would probably die while you were trying to do it. I have a suggestion, get a dog. They will lap up crap like it's chocolage ice cream -- their own, other dogs' crap, human crap -- you name it, they'll eat it!