I missed my period for about 3 weeks and i'm a virgin!! am i pregnant?

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ok so i missed my period for about 3 weeks now... or less AND IT WAS MY FIRST PERIOD!
and i also masturbated! ~.~ IM ALSO A VIRGIN!!! and no i haven't swam in a pool because for obvious reasons... its WINTER ._. and yeah i went on google searching for pregnancy symptoms and I HAVENT HAVE ANY SYMPTOMS! please HELP AND THE SCARY PART IS!!!! MY PERIOD IS LATE :((((((( so I'm scared :'( IM LIKE PRAYING FOR MY PEIROD TO COME!!!!

please help answer!!!!!!!!!

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    8 years ago

    God I really hope this is a joke...

    No, you're probably not pregnant the fuck... Contrary to popular belief, periods are not always 100% regular for 100% of women...

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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    Winter? Are you in Australia? If this is your first period, how do you know it is late? Periods are not in a definite cycle at the beginning of puberty. They can sometimes "take a break" in the beginning. By the way, you can't get pregnant in a swimming pool unless you are having sex in a swimming pool.
    Besides if you are pregnant, it can always be an immaculate conception. Have you seen any Angels lately?

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  • charli.m
    8 years ago

    Yes, the sperm came out of your fingers. Duh.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    You shouldn't be so confused if you are 'praying' for something, that you are pregnant. Isn't that (immaculate conception) one of the keystones of your religion?
    So you are the one who is going to sire jesus's return. This should be interesting. Let us know how things progress. By the way, is your name Mary, or is the second cuming's messiah going to be birthed by an Olivia or Susanne?

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    • itsnotnormal11
      8 years ago

      You pretend to sail the world from your mother's basement.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    8 years ago

    Yes you are pregnant. I would say with the next Jesus but considering you're on IIN I'd say it's more likely to be the anti-christ. Congratulations?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      you need help lmao

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  • Semen
    8 years ago

    Lol yeah, if you use your hand as a dick ,you will get preg

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